Hey Jealousy...
i swear to god, if i see one more happy fucking couple, i'm going to be forced to bust some skulls. i picked up courtney from applebees today where she was having dinner with *victor* who she hasn't seen in ages cause he lives in florida, and they were all cuddley and snuggly and it was just one big lovefest, and really, really special. really.
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Anyone wanna live in Va Beach? I have this kick ass apartment with an open master bedroom for $408/month plus utilities.
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Distance doesn't exist if you can't get the person out of your head!;-)
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First Lieutenant
Boarding Officer
Search and Rescue Officer
Helicopter Control Officer
Boat Officer on board the......
USS Barry DDG-52
Strength and Diversity
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Apt (***) ***-****
Cell (***) ***-****
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Virginia Tech Alumnus Class of 2003
Juxtaposition, German Club, Gregory Guard, Corps of Cadets...best time of my life!
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YNSBY
I guess NSB is the new girlfriend. PUKE. who brags all that shit on their fucking PROFILE? "Distance doesn't exist if you can't get the person out of your head" ? i hope he didn't come up with that on his own, cuz it's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
how about this one? it's a ZTA from my school that got engaged last march ---
***** + ***** 4-EVER --
Only three more months til my bunny boo is mine FOREVER.
bunny boo? give me a fucking break.
and don't even get me started on this shit:
Baby there's nothing in this world that could ever do,
What the touch of your hand can do,
It's like nothing that I ever knew,
Hey,
And when the rain is falling,
I don't feel it,
Cause you're here with me now,
I wanna ask you baby,
It's all I?l ever need,
All I'll ever need,
When I see you smile,
I can face the world,
Oh you know I can do anything,
When I see you smile,
I see a ray of light,
Oh I see it shining,
right through the rain,
When I see you smile baby,
Baby when I see you smile at me,
Sometimes I wanna give up,
I wanna give in,
I wanna quit the fight,
Then one look at you baby,
And everything's alright,
Hey everything's alright,
It's alright.
** I love you, too sweetie**
GROSS.
here's one that's more informative and less cheesy, but come on. do we really need you to advertise your wedding ot us?
I'm engaged:-D XXX 9, 2003
Wedding Date : XXX 6, 2004
For Information about our wedding click *** & ******** (Last Updated XXX 8, 2004)
of course these are nothing compared to the people who air their breakups and loneliness on their profiles. doing it in your LJ is one thing...but on your profile? take this for instance:
t's down to this
I've got to make this life make sense
Can anyone tell what I've done
I missed the life
I missed the colours of the world
Can anyone tell where I am
'Cause now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines into the darkest place
I'm so far down, away from the sun again
Away from the sun again
I'm over this
I'm tired of living in the dark
Can anyone see me down here
The feeling's gone
There's nothing left to lift me up
Back into the world I've known
'Cause now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines into the darkest place
I'm so far down, away from the sun
That shines to light the way for me
To find my way back into the arms
That care about the ones like me
I'm so far down, away from the sun again
--XXXXX 4, 2004
then there are people who put up corny quotes, but you know they really just WANT to say, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES. MY BOYFRIEND IS A DICKHEAD AND I WANT EVERY GIRL TO KNOW THAT HE'S MINE AND I WANT HIM BACK AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM OR YOU'LL DIE.
everyone needs to chill the fuck out and put something entertaining on their profile for me to read. not all this depressing personal shit.
short version: i agree. =)
sorry for the psycho-longest-comment-in-history.
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and i have no sympathy for people who put "doesn't life suck" poetry and crap on their profiles. if your poems are that awful and depressing, you don't deserve to be with anyone.
psycho-long comments are awesome too, so that's ok. :)
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