Gentle Reader, come in, sit down ( Read more... )

Yesterday I typed the facebook URL into firefox and went to take a peek at various things.to my surprise I was met with a window saying ( Read more... )

I'm perched on a wall in the shade of a lime tree, 'tis an idyllic scene gentle reader, one of soft breezes, warm sunshine, and all round relaxation ( Read more... )

Addressed to the chap with the ism ( Read more... )

Gentle reader. I cannot, alas, invite you in. There is no in to which you might be invited. Indeed this may well be the strangest place from which I have ever written ( Read more... )

Baby corn. Very yummy, obvious.

Baby Carrots. Excellent, good source of Biting and staining practice.

Babybel. Surprisingly tasty, can be eaten with both hands

Babycham... Ah. yeah, about that...

Gentle Reader, stroll in as best you may. There's no need to stand on ceremony, but if you can avoid treading on the cat I'd be much obliged.

Oncemore I am confined to my sick bed* with a deadly lung infection.
Oncemore I have a handful of bright yellow pills of exactly the same colour as phyllobates terribilis the golden posion dart frog ( Read more... )

Well, that was an interesting week.
Interesting, painful, spooky, and in parts a really virulent green.

Looks like thalinoviel has already given people the gist of the problem, I smacked my head on the scaffolding outside the back of the house ( Read more... )

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Gentle Reader, I no longer know ( Read more... )