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[byobbbbbbq]

I'm not sure what happened, but I just want to say for the record that Doty shot me last night (picture pending since he skidded the fucking thing off my face). Last night, I came home ~9:30 only to to walk in the door of my apartment and be ambushed by Doty. Luckily, I was able to duck and find cover under the nearest couch thanks to my

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[dqdoty]

i would like to set the record straight i did shoot brendan in the face but at the time he was armed with several fully automatic weapons and had me pinned down in a corner mercilisly peppering me with rounds luckily i was able to craft a sling shot out of the band of my underpants and use it to hurl the rounds brendan shot at me back at him.

(NOTE: claims made in this post are neither gauranteed accurate or truthful, but i still did shoot brendan in the face)

[byobbbbbbq]

Dude you swore that wasn't the elastic band from your underpants and that it was a rubberband you found on the floor.

(NOTE: claims made in this post are neither gauranteed accurate or truthful, but I reiterate DOTY SHOT ME IN THE FACE!!!)

[dqdoty]

come on now when was the last time you saw a rubber band that large, or the last time you saw one that said fruit of the loom on it.

(NOTE: claims made in this post are neither gauranteed accurate or truthful, but I STILL DID SHOOT BRENDAN IN THE FACE)

[annasbananas]

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm glad I did not get shot in the face, nor did I have to use my underpants for a slingshot. But I do love hearing about it.

[dash3eboard03]

Holy Shit!

[savvy0107]

does doty live with you now??? I am so confused...I thought kristen did?

[eva_jyna]

I am glad to report that I was not a part of this fight but I stayed on the couch with the metal baseball bat like I was Switzerland or some shit. I laughed enough though.

P.S. I still live there