2nd Headshot || Meet the Sniper [accidental video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*BLU Sniper has been in Paradise long enough to run out of smokes. He's twitchy and cranky, oh and he has a gun. Currently he's standing on the roof of his apartment shooting at street lamps. Fortunately for the rest of the residents he has the Machina so it's firing tracer bullets. Just follow the glowing blue trails in the sky back to where he's

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[notintehkitchen]

[Sits there with an eyebrow raised while smoking a cigarette.

She's unknowingly taunting you.]

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[notintehkitchen]

[Holding up a card, she waves it back and forth.]

I paid with them using this card. Why?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Cos I'm out.

...

From where?

*Yeah he's inept.*

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[notintehkitchen]

You need a job first.

....

I have openings at the fire station.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't really have any marketable skills unless it involves killing people.

*He is 100% not strong enough to hold a fire hose.*

Yoi work at th' fire station? Seems... noit loike yoi.

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[notintehkitchen]

It's not like I like my job.

Putting out fires...it makes me sad.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

There happen t' be a lot of fires around here? That yoi don't start?

Maybe yoi should do something else then. I'm sure there's things yoi can do that involve fire.

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[notintehkitchen]

[Placing her hand against the back of her head, she scratches it nervously.]

A mixture of both, it's not just me, mou!

Same to you. Instead of killing REDs perhaps you can focus your energy on running that empty police station or getting us some meat by hunting.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I haven't killed any of yoi yet in case yoi hadn't noticed.

*He looks noticeably happier at the mention of hunting.*

There's things to hunt here? Loike what?

*Don't say killer chinchillas...*

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[notintehkitchen]

I like how you put it as 'yet'.

[Lowers her eyes.]

There's fish in the ocean. I'm fairly certain if you go look in the forest, you'd find cute and delicious things to kill.

[But she won't tell you what--and yes.]

Cigarettes...if you bring me fish, I will give you cigarettes.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm noit plannin' on it so long as yoi don't attack me first.

Fish I can do. Unless yoi'd prefer something furry and cuddly.

*Yes he's teasing you.*

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[notintehkitchen]

Fish is fine, I want to make tempura and gyoza with it.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

.. Do I get t' eat any of that when yoi make it?

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[notintehkitchen]

...

I eat a lot.

[Mutters under her breath.]

Maybe.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Foine. Yoi don't have t' share. Cigarettes foir fish, have it foir yoi tomorrow.

*You'll even be able to keep the fish as pets since he's planning on catching them with his hands and putting them in a bucket.*

[Private//Video] If you want to do dis part as an action thread xD I will~

[notintehkitchen]

I'll think about it--the sharing that is. It depends how hungry I am.

[SHE'LL EAT IT ALL AND ONLY GIVE YOU ONE TEMPURA AND ONE GYOZA CUZ SHE'S A FATTY.]

I'll be waiting.

[At least she's making you do something she assumes a bushman does. Although, if she heard that you were using your hands to catch them she might laugh her ass off.]