*The comm clicks to life broadcasting a black screen with a tiny sliver of greyish light. The communicator is sitting on the floor, with a large, scaly, crocadog butt plopped right on top of it. There's a few seconds of this before the feed finally shows something mildly interesting. The crocadog gives a soft whine and waddles over toward another ( Read more... )

*Sniper has returned a bit early from his little fishing trip. But he's going to make the best of it. Poking around the little maintenance shed attached to his row of townhouses he found an old barbecue and with a little bit of cleaning he had it set up on the lawn in front ( Read more... )

*Sniper appears on the feed, human again and smoking, a bottle of beer on the table in front of him. So what that it's before noon? Who cares.*Glad that nonsense is over with. Thought I'd let th' lot 'f you know I'm gonna be gone for a few days, so you don't think that bloody spook killed me or nothin'. But I uh.. seem t' be missin' some 'f my ( Read more... )

What. The bloody hell. Is going on?

*Technically this call is to Scout, but thanks to the little spazz Sniper has no idea how to actually call him directly.*

Scout? You out there? Could use a bit 'f help here.

*So RED shot BLU in the shoulder. In the left shoulder in fact. And since BLU is left handed he's having a hell of a time trying to pry the bullet out with his off hand.*

*Sniper is sitting on his roof. He's sitting on his roof and he's moping. Surrounding him are the shattered bits and pieces of his Machina, probably about 15 or so chunks of what used to be a high powered sniper rifle. The only piece that looks like it's still functional is the scope and that's only because Medic was holding that when Sniper ( Read more... )

*Well the first thing Sniper notices when he wakes up is that the roof where he had been dozing seems to have gotten about 800x larger while he was sleeping. Actually the whole town seems to have increased in size. Hm. Weird. Well, he'll worry about that later, since the more pressing matter is that he can't seem to see where his hat got off to ( Read more... )

*BLU Sniper has been in Paradise long enough to run out of smokes. He's twitchy and cranky, oh and he has a gun. Currently he's standing on the roof of his apartment shooting at street lamps. Fortunately for the rest of the residents he has the Machina so it's firing tracer bullets. Just follow the glowing blue trails in the sky back to where he's ( Read more... )

*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.* ( Read more... )