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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

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[Video]

[notintehkitchen]

[Oh hell.

It's a BLU. Just what they needed around here.

As Pyro tries to figure out what to say, she simply stares at him on the feed while breathing very deeply through her gas mask.]

[Video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Well since he can only see her head he naturally assumes this Pyro is on his side.*

Pyro? Since when are they lettin' yoi on this thing? Gimmie t' someone I can understand.

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Your Pyro isn't here, BLU.

[What? It can actually type and speak in something other then huddas?]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

....

RED .... shoulda guessed.

*Dammit, he just basically said he was lost over enemy frequencies? He is so mad at himself right now. Off camera there's the sound of his gun cocking.*

{Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Well, we do tend to dominate your team quite frequently. It would be good for you to assume it is always us.

[At the sound of his gun cocking, she sighs.]

Now, now. No need for that. Consider where you are right now a permanent vacation.

In other words:

You're off-duty.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

The hell I am.

*He may no know where he is, but he's damn sure not taking some RED's word for it.*

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

You'd do best listening to me unless you'd like to be hacked in the back and scolded with a faulty respawn system in place.

We're not at home. Put your rifle down and start acting civilized.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Enjoy the fact that he immediately looks over his shoulder for a Spy when Pyro says that. Jumpy much?*

I can see I'm not at th' base, thanks foir that. And I'm always civilized, it's the rest of th' blokes on the team that don't know how t' mind their manners.

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

If you really have such great eyes, a hawk like you should realize the construction of this place is rather futuristic.

Throwing piss doesn't qualify for having good manners. Neither you nor my own Sniper seem to realize that.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

It's Jarate. And neither of us have t' defend it t' the likes 'f you.

*Time for him and his gun to go exploring!*

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Be polite, be professional and always contradict yourself. That's your motto, yes?

[If she hears any gunshots going off in the city, she's going to be chasing your skinny ass.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Be efficient. I don't know why I'm even wastin' my breath on yoi.

*He's not shooting anything. Not for a while anyway.*

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Believe me, you'll have nothing better to do except run around this city like a chicken with your head cut off.

Be a good boy and perhaps I'll think about being your guide.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

City? What... city....?

*Well then. Someone just found the entrance to the hospital and is now just standing in front of it, holding his gun. Not looking suspicious at all.*

[Text]

[notintehkitchen]

Paradise.

[Dammit, she's had to bring in the welcome wagon for every damn person from her world so far.

That's what you get for being the first one here and the most knowledgeable.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Where th' bloody hell is this?

*He's just gonna stand there staring for a while and totally forget for a moment that's he's talking to a hated enemy.*