Open letters

Aug 30, 2005 11:34

Dear Luke Skywalker, get out of my brain. I’m trying to write about the torrid affairs of your father, mother, mentor and assorted hangers-on, which will probably result in your not being born at all. Now is not the time to hang around and try to engage me in discussions on philosophy ( Read more... )

star wars, work in progress

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arabwel August 30 2005, 02:37:12 UTC
Can Sands come over to play? I could use some Mexico-ey inspiration...

THe others should just behave *glares sternly*

(My vote's for Padme.....)

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bwinter August 30 2005, 02:55:34 UTC
You're welcome to him. Be warned though, this is the foul-mouthed half-delirious oracle edition.

(Padme's up for anything that helps her grab the limelight, sleazy politico that she is :P)

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arabwel August 30 2005, 03:06:26 UTC
Ooo, that should work just fine! El-muse has been broody like woah as of late and needs to hbe distracted :D

[it's the Lori-muise who is buigging me to write the long-ass epic Mexico thing that has been boiling in my brain for over a year now...]

(Why can I imagine Padme with a mechanical hand that has not been covered with sythflesh? ;P)

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bwinter August 30 2005, 03:14:06 UTC
*pats* Tell El to have fun. And that he can thwap Sands if the gringo gets too uppity.

(Because it would be an OMGperfect signature look and photo opportunity. The courageous senator who lost a limb preventing unnecessary bloodshed at the start of the Clone Wars, saving the life of the boy who later became her ward... I think she might be reading ahead to the sequel ;))

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neotoma August 30 2005, 06:56:34 UTC
But Luke likes you! How can you say no to that cute face? It's like kicking a puppy!

You're thinking up bad things to do to Obi-Wan, but he's not the hand-losing type? Is this all mental torture, then?

And Qui-Gon and Dooku can lose their cool, it just looks different on them then on the youngesters. Especially on Qui-Gon who is just all-over wierd in his reactions.

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bwinter August 30 2005, 08:16:17 UTC
Luke just likes to monopolize everything. Kind of like his dad, but with Padme's politician sneakiness. Bastard.

The mental torture discussed in your Clone Wars post to be exact. I've got some exquisite revelations planned for him, providing he's not drooling and gibbering halfway through the first one :>

I think that what they mean is that they're not prone to screaming "Nooooo!", snarling or giving in to rage, which are the actions that lead to dramatic limb loss in the Star Wars universe. And, you know, they've got a point, first ROTS duel nonewithstanding.

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neotoma August 30 2005, 08:21:54 UTC
Heee! Luke is certainly a lot brighter than Anakin -- that's not hard -- and a bit better with the politics. He is a lot like his mother, and I wonder if anyone who knew her ever mentioned that. Mon Mothma certainly knew Padme Naberrie, for one...

Poor Obi-Wan. You're so mean to him. When is someone going to pick on Qui-Gon, just for a change, eh?

Well, Dooku might not have foamed at the mouth, but his hubris surely got him disarmed in canon... GL just has this bizarre thing about onscreen amputation.

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bwinter August 30 2005, 08:33:00 UTC
Thanks for this particular plotbunny :)

Picking on Qui-Gon - especially Darth Qui-Gon - has the disadvantage that Ducard has unofficially adopted him as a younger brother. Any move against the Jedi master is bound to meet with a katana to the throat, and then get worse.

Dooku insists that was only because GL was bent on Anakin having two blades again before finishing that fight. And also, since he, Dooku, happens to be alive, thankyouverymuch, it obviously didn't happen. *pokes her delusional Sith Lord*

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bwinter August 30 2005, 12:52:38 UTC
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Meep?

*whimpers*

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not_a_muppet August 30 2005, 16:19:49 UTC
Nooo!

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bwinter August 30 2005, 22:03:41 UTC
>_<

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fyrie August 30 2005, 11:40:50 UTC
Cause hurt to Mace Windu, pretty pleae. The man is very, incredibly annoying.

Not that its personal at all ;)

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bwinter August 30 2005, 12:54:28 UTC
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Ding-dong, we have a winner! :D

And a very, very smug Anakin Skywalker. Apparently he's been waiting to do it for a very long time. And he doesn't think using two Sith, a mini-bounty hunter and his own fiancée for diversions constitutes cheating. Born Sith, that boy.

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fyrie August 30 2005, 13:02:31 UTC
WAHEY! :D

Btw, is there anything in particular you would like written/added on your Old-man Qui-Gon icon? :)

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bwinter August 30 2005, 22:02:37 UTC
"Will to Act", if I may be so bold?

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kyrre August 30 2005, 12:38:04 UTC
I vote for Palpatine. Really, he deserves that and more.

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bwinter August 30 2005, 12:55:07 UTC
Oh, Palpi'll get what's coming to him. In the sequel. In this one, he'll probably just get screwed over metaphorically ;)

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murasaki99 August 30 2005, 18:27:17 UTC
What, no verbal abuse for Palpy?? Welll... you could send him that
blue toupee the kitsune inflicted on him. Ridicule can be the best weapon.

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bwinter August 30 2005, 22:02:04 UTC
:D Don't give my OCSith ideas ;)

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