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[buzzby]

Ooohhh... guess who made the news.

I'm really only posting this because I want sympathy and baked goods.

Comments

[myusernamesucks]

of all people to be attacked by someone with a sword.

[the_unbrain]

Callum, stop robbing people with swords!

[buzzby]

The bitch was jive talking my momma.

[metao]

<3!

If only you had had the GIANT MACE you keep outside your bedroom. Which, by the way, I have dubbed Noobpwner.

Did you French Castle him once you had him locked out? I can see it now...

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and you father smelt... of elderberries!"
"Do you have my bag?"
"Oh yes, its very nice"
"Can I have it back?"
"No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time"

Im glad youre ok, dude.

[buzzby]

Hah.

Dude, he was wearing mittens.

[metao]

Perhaps they aided his grip on the sword? Or was it an ill-conceived attempt to not leave fingerprints?

[myusernamesucks]

maybe his hands were cold.

[selonlejour]

i'm pretty sure they aren't paying you enough to put up with that, though at least this time you got an extra dumb one. whoa, did he ever forfeit HIS bragging rights.

[currente_calamo]

Oh noes! I have heaps of friends who work or used to work at Gull Como (South Perth? dunno) and stuff. Do you know an Adam, Andy, Damon or Garreth?