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[buzzby]

Ooohhh... guess who made the news.

I'm really only posting this because I want sympathy and baked goods.

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[metao]

<3!

If only you had had the GIANT MACE you keep outside your bedroom. Which, by the way, I have dubbed Noobpwner.

Did you French Castle him once you had him locked out? I can see it now...

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and you father smelt... of elderberries!"
"Do you have my bag?"
"Oh yes, its very nice"
"Can I have it back?"
"No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time"

Im glad youre ok, dude.

[buzzby]

Hah.

Dude, he was wearing mittens.

[metao]

Perhaps they aided his grip on the sword? Or was it an ill-conceived attempt to not leave fingerprints?

[myusernamesucks]

maybe his hands were cold.

[metao]

Ah yes. Occams Razor. I salute you, sir.