Dear College,
One 400 page book
+one 600 page book
+additional readings
+10 page paper on 400 page book/postcolonialism
+10 page research paper
+4 page paper
+2 page paper
+5 more, 2 page response papers
+class time
+2, 10 minute presentations
+interviewing some person
+field trip
+3 weeks to do it all
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FUCK YOU

It's been a pretty epic weekend. On Friday, Nick and I decided to go to the Puyallup Spring Fair where we met this guy:

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Anyone have it? I'm trying to decide if I like it or not and I'm sure if my friends are on it, I'll keep it. Leave me your username if you do!

The Stranger recently put out an article called The Different Kinds of People That There Are
You should read it if you have time to waste. It's pretty funny.

Also, I recently learned what vociferation and paroxysm mean. Thanks, Sara Suleri for making me feel like I am not a senior in college.

Shit, I need to call the IRS and file my taxes -_-

White men are amazing. This particular one who is in the Mandolin right now thinks it's totally socially appropriate to keep his walkie-talkie phone (you know which ones I'm talking about) up as loud as possible. In a cafe. In a relatively small cafe. So that even if I was in the bathroom, I could hear his whole conversation ( Read more... )

Go to Urbandictionary. com, type in your answer and copy/paste the first thing that comes up ( Read more... )

Type in the follo​wing on google and choos​e from the first​ page

1: Type in "​[​your name]​ needs​"​ in the Googl​e searc​h:​
Janna needs help weeding, digging, harvesting etc in a garden with fantastic views.

2: Type in "​[​your name]​ looks​ like"​ in Googl​e searc​h:
My my, Janna looks like she's barely pregnant at all ( Read more... )

So I am stressed the fuck out about almost every aspect of my life right now. And it sucks in the most non-life-affirming way ( Read more... )

I have reached that place beyond overwhelming stress, into calm, calm acceptance.

I will make a real post soon. I haven't updated in a while and it's because everything is crazy.

Oh, damn! Guess who has money ( Read more... )