007; 4 September 2022

[buttonholed]

What the FUCK? Whoever went through my things last night I'm going to KILL YOU had better stay far, far away from me because I'm not in a very forgiving mood right now. How do I get it to stop?? If it was one of you in the dorm, let me just assure you that retribution will be great. MAKE IT STOP.

I'm not going to class today. There's no way I'd be

Comments

[celkin]

What kind of emergency?

[buttonholed]

You know potions! How do I get it to STOP?? None of your business.

[celkin]

I need details if I have to tell people that you had an emergency!

[buttonholed]

No, you don't. Just tell them that I had an emergency, that's all.

[chrisyaxley]

I did not go through your things.

[buttonholed]

If you did, you sorry twat, you're going to wish you'd never been born.

[chrisyaxley]

There is no 'if'. I don't even need to touch any of your things.

[buttonholed]

Good. See that you don't. Ever.

[rathereffable]

Do you need me to scratch down there? What sort of emergency, darling?

[buttonholed]

None of your business you poufy git.

[rathereffable]

But I'm a prefect and just want to help. Anyway, we couldn't have our lovely captain out of commission with tryouts soon, yes?

[buttonholed]

FUCK YOU. I know you did it. I'll have it taken care of by then.

[malcontented]

Playing hooky? WHAT an example you're setting for us impressionable younger years!

[buttonholed]

I would excuse you if you were in the position I am right now.

[malcontented]

What position would that be? Under Finch-Fletchley? I MAY BE VIOLENTLY ILL.

[buttonholed]

Almost immobilised.

[with_bite]

What happened? Are you alright?

[buttonholed]

Yes?

[with_bite]

It's not important. I was just wondering if everything was alright but I didn't think you'd appreciate having to speak to me, and I'm still annoyed at you for-

[buttonholed]

I'll live.