007; 4 September 2022

[buttonholed]

What the FUCK? Whoever went through my things last night I'm going to KILL YOU had better stay far, far away from me because I'm not in a very forgiving mood right now. How do I get it to stop?? If it was one of you in the dorm, let me just assure you that retribution will be great. MAKE IT STOP.

I'm not going to class today. There's no way I'd be

Comments

[malcontented]

Playing hooky? WHAT an example you're setting for us impressionable younger years!

[buttonholed]

I would excuse you if you were in the position I am right now.

[malcontented]

What position would that be? Under Finch-Fletchley? I MAY BE VIOLENTLY ILL.

[buttonholed]

Almost immobilised.

[malcontented]

Pish! That happened all the time in History of Magic. I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR EXCUSES, YOUNG MAN.

[buttonholed]

You are younger than I am.

[malcontented]

So?!

[buttonholed]

Show some respect.

[malcontented]

I CAN'T. You are diseased and hiding in your room, IGNORING your education! I can't respect that!

[buttonholed]

How do you know I'm diseased? And I'm not ignoring my education. I'm taking the morning off to fix a more pressing problem.

[malcontented]

You said up there that you were itching. Healthy people don't itch!

[buttonholed]

Finch-Fletchley doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm fine. I just have to take care of something important.

[malcontented]

Daisyflowers, I HATE to be the one to tell you this, but NORMAL PEOPLE wank at NIGHT. It doesn't take all DAY.

[buttonholed]

I am NOT WANKING.

[malcontented]

OBVIOUSLY NOT, if it's causing you PAIN. That's not the objective!!!

[buttonholed]

GO TO CLASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE.