OOOOOH SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT

[but_fearitself]

FUCKING SHIIIIIIT. MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT ASS PINCHER BUG PINCHED MY SHIT. AW LORD I AM GONNA DIE OH JESUS OH SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.
I AM GONNA FUCKING DIE GODDAMNIT AND I JUST FUCKING GOT HERE.

Comments

[gioco_di_parole]

http://indagabo.orconhosting.net.nz/goose.html
http://www.phy.duke.edu/~hsg/55/poems/space-childs-mother-goose.txt

I found you some Mother Goose. Oh my childhood.

[but_fearitself]

FUCK YOU I'VE GOT FUCKING MOTHER GOOSE SHIT AS MY WEBSITE ON MY PROFILE.

GODDAMNIT WOMAN, I AM DYING!!!!

[gioco_di_parole]

But this is the Space Child's Mother Goose. Far better than the regular kind. And you're not dying. Earwigs are painful a worst. Don't be a pansy.

[but_fearitself]

FUCK YOU I AM NOT A PANSY I AM COMING FACE TO FACE WITH COLD MORTALITY

[maxie_zeus]

Oh dear. Earwigs. Nasty little fuckers.

Painful as it may be, it's definitely not fatal.

[but_fearitself]

FUCK YOU I'M DYING

[maxie_zeus]

No, Jon. You're not.

Do you require a pain reliever?

And when I say pain reliever I mean hard drugs.

And when I say hard drugs I mean a semi-synthetic derivative of morphine, Corinthian fountain water, and probably unicorn tears.

[gioco_di_parole]

That sounds. . . uncomfortable mythical. And I mean that in the best way possible.

[take_a_spin]

Welcome to California, enjoy your stay.

[gleemaiden]

AH JESUS.

FUCK. BUGS.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Yeah... that's damn shame.