Good ol' Ben Franklin once compiled 229 terms meaning "drunk," called "The Drinker's Dictionary."

This will be relevant Friday night Saturday, when I turn 21, bitchez.

And because I probably will not be posting on Saturday, I'll say this now:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

So, this isn't a new joke, some of you have probably heard it before... but this is such an interesting animation and a wonderful telling ^_^ So enjoy! And check out this guy's other work, too.

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Alrighty then. Opened up a writing journal, writeinthehead

Please feel free to stop by and friend me there, as that's where I'll be uploading fanfiction and stuff.

It is 10°f out.
I've come up with an equation for days like this:

x°f
If 20° < x < 50° then f = fricking COLD, goddammit!
If x < 20° then f = fuck this shit, I'm moving to HawaiiTrue, my math's a bit rusty, but I have yet to see anyone disprove it ( Read more... )

Okay, so... fuck cold season. TWICE. Not once. TWICE I have been really ill, and we're only four days into December. Not that I remember anything after Thanksgiving anyway, what with swallowing a bucket of glass shards and then stuffing a pair of golf balls under my tongue, just fer shits and giggles... or that's what it felt like, anyway. If this ( Read more... )

Like, AWESOME.

Your result for The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test...

a Ninja

You scored 9 Honor, 4 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!


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Wow, so how long have I had this journal and never actually posted a journal? Meh. Well, now I have.

...Joy?