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Update
I have been quite annoyed with both the Secretary and the Consultant as of late. They are spending FAR too much time not petting me. Neither one's other commitments should interfere with petting me. Petting me should be the highest priority item on their list every day.
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Human Food Review
Usually in the mornings, my Secretary and the Consultant will have this drink they call "cappuccino". It seems a fine enough concoction - but seems to be mostly air. And who wants to eat air? Ridiculous ( Read more... ) -
Soldiers
My army is stationed all over the world. Here you can see some of the barracks.
Spry, aren't they!
We are looking forward to a possible October visit from our second Consultant, knockabout. Very nice scritching technique. -
Dude.
It's full of stars........... -
Weekly Report
First of all, I have sent my Secretary a memo regarding the latest in cold-meat technologies: Meat Ice Cream. There is no reason why Le ChatEau should be lacking this innovation! I await it's delivery, STAT ( Read more... ) -
Report
My plans for world dominion proceed apace. My extreme cuteness levels continue to rise despite my advancing age. Obviously my serum has worked. Now, on to selling it to Hollywood ( Read more... ) -
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The indignity! -
Pearls Before Swine, I Tell You.
A woman came onto the Grounds outside of Le Chat-Eau today and had the NERVE to insinuate that my work was somehow inferior! Apparently she felt that my line of room fresheners -- Solidé and P'eu -- were inferior and suggested that my secretary use incense to cover them up ( Read more... )
