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Dec 06, 2005 15:48


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I broke Triggur's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I gave Triggur a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1008 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
buster_kitten

perhaps the Secretary can use it to bake me some chicken. i wonder how the webform knew about that whole Iran thing. i thought i kept it relatively quiet. he must be getting his information from the BBC. must speak with the new PM about my privacy being kept that way.
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