Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I broke
Triggur's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I gave
Triggur a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1008 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
buster_kitten
perhaps the Secretary can use it to bake me some chicken. i wonder how the webform knew about that whole Iran thing. i thought i kept it relatively quiet. he must be getting his information from the BBC. must speak with the new PM about my privacy being kept that way.