Comments | burymestanding: Night of 1,000 Choads.

burymestanding

Night of 1,000 Choads.

Feb 10, 2007 23:42

So, poetry is gay. And slam poetry is super extra mega gay.

If you need proof of this, I received (I believe) 22.4 points out of a possible 30 for saying "Choad" over and over again for about a minute and a half.
22.4. Out of 30. For saying choad. And people take this shit seriously. I hope they all get AIDS. Except for that one guy I have sex ( Read more... )

Comments 5

aiuna February 11 2007, 18:18:19 UTC

Were there other words in the poem, or was it just "choad"?

darwinpolice February 11 2007, 19:57:22 UTC

This was a poem read by a guy at the slams that I used to run. This guy's opinion of his own poetry was SO VERY HIGH, you would not believe it. He started a poetry group on campus called the Society of Underground Poets and released a CD.

This is why I don't go to slams anymore.

herwonderfulday February 11 2007, 20:11:49 UTC

Did you say it all in monotone or did you give it feeling?

Choad.

C H O A D.

Cho...ad.

Choad.

Choad.

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(I wonder if my preset code will show up in an lj comment...let's see.)

herwonderfulday February 11 2007, 20:12:18 UTC

cool, it worked.

unhipster February 12 2007, 07:14:25 UTC

You're totally the next Shakespear.