There Are Skanks Afoot.

[burymestanding]

So, I did the math, because I am very intellimahgent, and I figure the more I drink between now and New Year's, the better the odds are that I'll grow at least one ball and finally off myself. Who wants to front the cash for the first bottle? Anyone?

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[surrealdreamer]

the psychopath test [answer correctly and you think like a psychopath and would probably make a good serial killer]:

a woman fell in love with a guy at her mother's funeral, but never found out his name or phone number. three days later, she killed her sister. why?

[burymestanding]

The textbook answer is: Because odds are the man would show up at the sister's funeral.

[surrealdreamer]

indeed.