So, I inadvertently started a pretty ruthless brush fire today while shooting fireworks.

Pictures later.

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Blessings upon the throne of tyranny.

I'd hate for her to not want me around her daughter.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

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Eragon is, quite possibly, the worst movie in the history of movies. I'd rather watch that Dungeons and Dragons movie on repeat for the rest of my life than ever watch Eragon again.

This is me... with no friends.

I could count them on one hand with fingers left over.

I want to stick some people in the fucking throat. I feel so fucking hostile ( Read more... )

I feel alive today. I feel useful. I feel loved.

I want to buy a moped/gas scooter type thing. Anybody selling one?