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[burnmycapital]

[Good morning, Mayfield, how are you? No matter what your answer is, "Big Brother" is now watching you - literally.

No matter what you are doing right now, no matter who you are, no matter where you are - he will watch you. No matter if you are male or female, adult or child, human or non, drone or non-drone, asleep or awake, at home or at work, etc

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[letunityblossom]

[First he stumbles backward, nearly slamming into the counter before he manages to properly get his balance. Then he walks over and picks up the phone.]

You just tell the person who answers who you want to call. You can even just say you want to call the entire town, and everyone will hear.

[burnmycapital]

I think asking the entire town would be the best in this case, yes?

[letunityblossom]

[There's a pause, during which Lithuania decides getting into a fight over a phone call isn't really worth it. So he makes the call.]