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[burnmycapital]

[Good morning, Mayfield, how are you? No matter what your answer is, "Big Brother" is now watching you - literally.

No matter what you are doing right now, no matter who you are, no matter where you are - he will watch you. No matter if you are male or female, adult or child, human or non, drone or non-drone, asleep or awake, at home or at work, etc

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[ominousjoy]

((Lad dee da... cooking eggs since he has some free time with the kids finally gone. Totally not noticing Russia not disturbing him. I mean. In whatever form that may be. creep.))

[burnmycapital]

[Leaning against the doorframe, watching the Nordic cook. This is a really small kitchen, but extraordinarily clean... everything here is... It is weird.]

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[ominousjoy]

W'terloo.. I's d'feat'd y' won the war... waterloo... do do do.. woah woah w--ERK!!!

[ominousjoy]

((CRASH THAT WOULD BE AN EGG+OIL SPILL ON TEH FLOOR RIGHT NOW.

But that isn't the issue.

Why the hell are you here!!!))

[nosoul_nomind]

[There's a girl working alone in her yard, putting the finishing paint job on a dog house. There's some tools scattered about. Very quickly, though, she gets the idea someone is peering over the fence at her. She turns around, narrowing her eyes at Russia.]

Yeah?

[burnmycapital]

Good morning.

[He's one of those people that can make you feel like their *entire mind* is focused on you right now and he will be listening to your answer with great interest. And that no matter how little actual value it has, he will remember it.]

[nosoul_nomind]

[Barton is a creature of instinct, too. She doesn't like this feeling she gets from this guy. Weird.]

Uh. Hi. You need somethin'?

[burnmycapital]

You live here, yes?

[How could that be, look at this smile!]

[webfreedomftw]

[Estonia is in his kitchen, making lunch for himself and the pet he just got in the mail, in between writing notes on his new Mayfield-is-a-holodeck theory. He's not completely at ease, because this is Estonia we're talking about here, but he's certainly nowhere near shaking.

Yet.]

[burnmycapital]

What is a holodeck?

[He knows that Estonia sometimes thinks weird things, but this just doesn't make sense. Half of these words don't make sense.]

[webfreedomftw]

It's a-- [Wait, that wasn't the dronekid or Daniel. So who the hell...

He turns. And that's a bad idea, because it winds up with a carrot and a knife on the floor when he jumps back, instinctively trying to get away.]

R-russia?! What are you doing here?

[burnmycapital]

I was wondering what you are doing there, yes?

[welljustwatchme]

[Is Russia is looking up into a certain tree in front of a certain house, he'll find a little dominion and her polar bear having a conversation about Netherlands and France. There's no way she's ever going to notice Russia, though, so he'll have to announce his presence to her.]

[burnmycapital]

[Maybe her bear will notice someone tugging at his feet?

Russia is only wondering if this white fluffy thing is real and alive, because... it seems to calm. All the polar bears that he knows are really angry and big.]

[welljustwatchme]

[Oh, the bear notices, all right, and turns around to growl at Russia. And then tell him off in English, too.]

That is rude, you know!

[And that has Canada leaning out of the tree, just about to jump down to tackle Ukraine with a hug when she realizes it isn't Ukraine.]

[burnmycapital]

Ah, you are alive! Good morning!

[Because sentient animals are perfectly normal, and testing if someonething is alive by doing this is perfectly normal.]

[motheringnation]

[Working in her garden.]

[burnmycapital]

[Sitting not too far away, perfectly at ease, watching her. All of this is a dream, right? It is a nice dream. He likes it.]

[motheringnation]

[Just working away. And then she glances up ....and drops the small shovel in her hands.]

......brother?

[burnmycapital]

Good morning.

[Just smiling at her and not moving, maybe a bit confused by her reaction but not showing that yet.]