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[burnmotherfuck]

so today as i sat down for dinner, i heard this come from the television:

"You are more likely to get killed by falling airplane parts or from being hit in the head by a coconut than to be killed by a shark."

i couldn't stop laughing.

and on an unrelated note, i am slowly going crazy.

Comments

[_battlecat]

its true. also youre more likely to be smashed by an elephant or attacked by killer bees than attacked by a shark.

[thexlastxlie]

dont go crazy.
come to boston and hang out with me.
where are you, anyways?

[airfire]

GRUBERT'S IN IRAQ! duh.

[redrosesforme]

ooh grubbie, i miss you so fucking much. you have something comming from me via u.s. mail, and i hope you get it very soon. keep yr chin up, we all want you back home.i can't wait.

[diediemydarling]

i love you, don't go crazy! at least sluts want to hang out with you, so you can do so when you get home. pork a vet, holllaaa. i can't wait to get my birthday gift from you, a few months overdue. i bet it'll be well worth it. summertime makes me think of our old apartment, those were the good old days... miss you much! <3

wow

[thexlastxlie]

maturity rules around here, doesn't it?

Re: wow

[diediemydarling]

A. Mind your business, as my comment was for Grubert.
B. I wasn't talking about you. By sluts, I meant girls in general. No other girls that said they wanted to hang out with him took my comment personally, so apparently you're feeling guilty.

P.S. Mature people try to find their own boyfriends instead of trying to fuck everyone elses. You told my boyfriend that you wanted to fuck him to "get back at Jill," whatever that means. Therefore, I think you're a whore. Deal with it Miss Maturity.

Re: wow

[diediemydarling]

Love, Ashley

[nessan]

Grubs! I missed your last phone call and had no means of returning it... but was glad you left a message so i at least knew you were doing alright. anyways, im wishing that time flies for you... which is pretty impossible, but would be nice. and don't worry about going crazy. who knows... it might help pass the time. soon enough it will be feb and you will be on route back to mass. take care of yourself.