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[burnmotherfuck]

so today as i sat down for dinner, i heard this come from the television:

"You are more likely to get killed by falling airplane parts or from being hit in the head by a coconut than to be killed by a shark."

i couldn't stop laughing.

and on an unrelated note, i am slowly going crazy.

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[diediemydarling]

Dear Grubby, enjoy the drama that has erupted in your livejournal. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
Is it weird that when I miss you a lot, I listen to all of the voice mail messages you've left me since you've been gone? (yes, I have saved them all... pretty wacky). My favorites are your Bubb Rubb imitation and the one in which your Uncle is talking about cherry brandy in the background from the last time you were home visiting.
How's your pet camel spider? Miss you, love you, oh baby oh baby.
<3 your sis

Toilet seat

[anonymous]

Don't forget that you have a better chance of getting killed from a flying tolet seat as well. That made me laugh. Go shark week!