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Man: Oh my god, there's a spider in my salad.
Woman: What? That's not a spider.
Man: Well, it's either a spider or four pubic hairs tied together in a knot, neither of which I am willing to consume.

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They say that the bra was invented by a man, but if that's true, then a woman
must have invented the catch on it as revenge....

The Results ARE IN! You are:

56%
Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 56% Slutty.

Scored by OkCupid.com, free online dating: www.okcupid.com
We are also the Inventors of SparkNotes and TheSpark.com.

I decided to be weird. I made my Journal Semi Friends only. Goodie posts are in friends onry area. The things like quizzes and silly crap is public. Sound good? Well too bad it's my way I'm doing things! mwa ha ha!

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Got bored and decided to do more of these.



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