Coherent thoughts are no fun ( Read more... )

American Idol used to be one of my favorite shows. I mean favorite as in, I would sit and watch all the damn filler, and ever single performance and even call in to vote in an almost religious manner. So what changed? I mean, this is arguably the season with the biggest talent ever, and I’m just not into it. Am I growing up? Is the new found ( Read more... )

WRONG. Remember the "fishing trip with dad" that I mentioned? Did I mention that the "fishing with dad" trip was an OVERNIGHT affair? I didn't? How could that be other than the fact that I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA MYSELF. So Mr. "I'll make it up to you by watching the little guy ALL DAY on Sunday so that you can do your homework" has fucked up big ( Read more... )

Do you ever wonder if John Wayne Bobbit adhered to the theory of "it's better to seek forgivness than permission"? Cause I'm just saying, look what happened there. Maybe if he had, I don't know, COMMUNICATED with Lorena, then things could have ended differently ( Read more... )

I've been off reading old poetry from "were friends" and old journal entries about things that are, and used to be, and of course it makes me nostalgic. I've been sad lately, and I know I have much to be thankful for, but still....a lot of times, I feel like I could use a break.

Murphy's law states that the ideal moment for your home computer to crash is the moment between the time when you finish writing the five page paper, and the time when you actually save the final draft.

On the plus side, I did save the first two pages......dammit.

In other news: finals loom...be afraid, be very afraid.

http://www.academon.com/lib/paper/26671.html

wonder if I could make money this way, considering that I have gotten A's on all the papers I have written so far???

A lot of stuff has been bothering me lately, including, and not limited to ( Read more... )

Does college make you dumber? I’m seriously considering exploring this question in a scientifical type setting. It’s mid term week, and of course I seem to have three equally sadistic teachers this semester ( Read more... )

Dude, I went to Mardi Gras down in the city tonight to see the Krewe of Endymion's parade where TAYLOR HICKS was Grand Marshal....anyway, I got to stand like, three feet away from him, and I yelled at him that I am so down with the Soul Patrol, and he gave me some beads ( Read more... )