Comments | bunchasavages: Not helping.

bunchasavages

Not helping.

Mar 16, 2011 10:43

At the risk of repeating myself in an open forum where every one of you assholes in the peanut gallery can throw in their two cents:

I offended people with a pair of underwear and an incident with a fucking love potion; Parker pulled a fucking gun on someone.

And you people call me an asshole? Who wants to bet everyone forgets she did it in a ( Read more... )

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Private thinkb4ublink March 16 2011, 10:03:27 UTC

Feelin' better?

Private bunchasavages March 16 2011, 10:05:29 UTC

Oh, don't patronize me, asshole.

Private thinkb4ublink March 16 2011, 10:20:00 UTC

Listen to me, you dipstick, this is going to solve nothing, whatever the hell's goin' on here, we gotta keep well out! Messin' with guns now?

And as for what you're doing with your day? Considering I'm the one who's supposed to rely on you for my bleedin' afterlife, I'd like to know just what the hell it is you are doing! I died to get here, mate, here where there's mass murderers and birds with deadly weapons and I can't leave. Once, just bloody one time, I'd like to feel like I'm bloody well looked after!

Private bunchasavages March 16 2011, 10:28:54 UTC

[And have a stunned silence.]

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boughtitall March 16 2011, 10:13:55 UTC

[Have some interestingly accented English.] Had I known you were so sensitive, I would have held my inmate back.

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 10:30:14 UTC

Who's your inmate?

boughtitall March 16 2011, 10:37:09 UTC

Mr. Hoffman. I believe he has previously hinted towards your special needs.

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 10:42:02 UTC

He's not the only one.

That asshole tried to quiz me on criminology. What, you think I'm going to pay for college classes and not pay attention?

Besides, I supervise the library. If ya think I'm not working, what the fuck do ya think I do in there all day? You can only read the same issue of Penthouse so many times before you start memorizing the articles.

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persephonepearl March 16 2011, 10:21:58 UTC

It sounds like you need to have sex.

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 10:29:44 UTC

I don't need sex, lady.

darknessb4me March 16 2011, 17:43:24 UTC

[What-

What the hell is wrong with you?

that's a goddess.

Okay, he's convinced now. Pod people. Brb locking himself in his room and making shivs.]

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 17:44:21 UTC

[BUT HE IS GETTING SEX. HE DOESN'T NEED SEX.]

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{Video} so_meretricious March 16 2011, 11:04:57 UTC

Ah, but under-things and love potions are hardly suitable things to be parading about or employing for one's nefarious purposes.

{His tone is light, which means he's joking. And, since he's being sarcastic, he's...agreeing with you? What.}

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 15:05:34 UTC

[Although he would normally appreciate this, he's going back and rethinking. Because hey, the inmate said something that got through to him.]

deepdowndark March 16 2011, 12:33:28 UTC

I'm not planning on killing you.

And as people kept saying to me every time you made fun of me for my race (not my height, as is a common misconception), maybe you shouldn't be so sensitive.

bunchasavages March 16 2011, 15:06:48 UTC

[Randal is dealing with a stunned silence, as his inmate has finally gotten through to him.]

deepdowndark March 16 2011, 15:09:11 UTC

Hey. What's wrong with you? You're never quiet.