[PHONE; unfiltered]

Uh, hey, Mayfield, this is Tavros again, but maybe that is not really important, right now, but I think there may have been a mistake, a big one, and I might have answered one of the questions, on the form, incorrectly, so if it is possible I would like to change that, considering that, um, I am not really very good at ( Read more... )

Hi, again, Mayfield, this is me, and that is Tavros, and I think I start all of these phone calls, the same way, so maybe I should try something different, next time, except it is a little too late for that now. [ a muffled word that sounds vaguely like fuck which apparently he feels too guilty about saying to actually say it into the phone. loser ( Read more... )

Hey, Mayfield, it's me again, and that me is Tavros, oh, wow, I am already messing this up.

Now that I think you are done with your human mating thing, and I am pretty certain the brain-consuming disease is gone, or at least I hope it is gone, and I am not currently suffering from it, but I don't think I am because I am not feeling flushed for ( Read more... )

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to ( Read more... )

[ After a few false starts, which mostly involved alot of mumbled "umms" and dropping the phone at the sound of ringing or voices and were pretty silly and mostly stupid, Tavros finally manages to master this wondrous piece of human 1950s technology

of course that doesn't stop him from holding it upside down. ]

Um, hey, I think, if there is ( Read more... )