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[bullsit]

What is up, uh, Mayfield, this is Tavros, which I'm kind of hoping, at some point I will stop having to announce, but I am just making sure.

What is a quarterback, and, uh, why do people keep hitting me, and then congratulating me for, um, being one, because I am not really sure, it is something I actually am?

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[giita]

A quarter is American money, so if they want the back of it then they're trying to take your lunch money!

[bullsit]

I am not sure, that is actually it, considering that last, uh, Friday, they just shoved me into the student supplies containment unit, and took it.

[giita]

I didn't know that people actually got beaten up for money....

[bullsit]

Well, I guess that if you really wanted to see it, maybe observe the, um, male hygieneblock, at lunch time, where a strange human ritual, called swirling, takes place.

[thatsnotaknife]

It means three quarters of your spine is missing.

[bullsit]

Uh, hold on, for just a moment.

[yeah okay give him a minute

when he returns he is panting a little]

No, I am pretty sure, that it is still there, because I ran around, um, the entire hive, just to make sure, and it is definitely in, um, working order.

[thatsnotaknife]

... Where do you keep your spine?

[bullsit]

Uuuh, in my dorsal planar structure, where it is supposed to, um, be? Where is yours?

[dreambubbly]

I think it is the guy that throws the ball in that American football game? Congratulations!

[bullsit]

But, where am I supposed to throw this, uh, ball to, and also, thanks I think, and hi, Feferi.

[dreambubbly]

There's supposed to be someone on the other side of the playing surface that you are supposed to throw it to, I think.

[bullsit]

Okay, I think that is something, that I can achieve, is there, uh, anything else, about the game of American Football, that maybe I should know?

[frogst]

Oh, you're on the football team Tavros? That's so cool!

[bullsit]

[oh awkward

oh well FOOTBALL FEVER!!!!]

You really, uh, think that it is actually a cool thing?

[frogst]

[ what no why would anything ever be...awkward... ]

Yeah, really! I will definitely be cheering for you at the homecoming game.

[bullsit]

You mean, that thing that everyone has been talking about, and inviting others to, is actually a spectator sport, oh, wow, now I am kind of worried.

[springtime4me]

Ummm, have you ever heard of football?

The Quarterback is a position on a football team.

[bullsit]

They do not, uh, actually make the balls, out of feet, do they, because I am sort of, um, attached to my feet.

[springtime4me]

No, of course not!

Football is just a game. I guess it's considered kind of an important game in high school, but it's still just a game.

[bullsit]

I am pretty good, at the human bowling game, so maybe I will be good at this one too, and avoid culling the end, for a disappoint performance.