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[bullsit]

What is up, uh, Mayfield, this is Tavros, which I'm kind of hoping, at some point I will stop having to announce, but I am just making sure.

What is a quarterback, and, uh, why do people keep hitting me, and then congratulating me for, um, being one, because I am not really sure, it is something I actually am?

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[springtime4me]

Ummm, have you ever heard of football?

The Quarterback is a position on a football team.

[bullsit]

They do not, uh, actually make the balls, out of feet, do they, because I am sort of, um, attached to my feet.

[springtime4me]

No, of course not!

Football is just a game. I guess it's considered kind of an important game in high school, but it's still just a game.

[bullsit]

I am pretty good, at the human bowling game, so maybe I will be good at this one too, and avoid culling the end, for a disappoint performance.

[springtime4me]

Culling?

You mean being cut from the team?

[bullsit]

I guess that cutting, is one way they might do it, yeah.

I mean I am not really, uh, that worried, on account of both my working legs, and my ability to smash things, with the bowling ball.

[springtime4me]

Umm..... you do know that being cut from the team just means they don't let you play anymore.

Right?

[bullsit]

Uh, yeah, it is pretty hard to play anything, when you are no longer, uh, alive?

[springtime4me]

They're not going to kill you just because you're bad at football! They just don't let you be a part of the team anymore. That's all.

[He's beginning to wonder what this kids homeworld is like.]

[bullsit]

Woah, really? That is pretty great of them, actually, because I was kind of lying about the not being worried bit, heh.

Maybe, if I am intentionally really bad, they will let me leave?

[springtime4me]

Well... I suppose they might. But honestly, I'm not sure if matters how well you play. I don't know if Mayfield can lose the homecoming game. They seem to win every year.

The town probably influences the outcome.