All these animals..

I SWEAR if he was here.. This would have D written ALL OVER IT.

Shit.. all these people. This is too much. How the hell can they do this to us?! Everyone has to stay calm though. Take precautions. Even though..

I haven't.. seen...

Has anyone seen Alice Elliot?! Fuck fuck, She better be okay. She damn well better be!

Okay so he's gone. WHY are so many animals still hanging around my place?

Hey Alice, I'm on my way.

[ooc: Sorry, I had school and all this crap today, so it's kinda late]

Hey... Alice... you wanna... uh... go to the wedding with me? I'll be a proper escort, honest ta God. So uh...

Pleasesayyespleeeeasesayyes

It's impossible to keep tabs on that guy.

Count's missing again.

Has anyone seen D?

Experiment, huh? Well, I'm not complaining! If I've been affected by it or not, either way, Alice is great! She's cute and beautiful and I feel like a damn high schooler and it's awesome! For me, at least, I don't care if it doesn't end, we're having fun of it! S'too bad for the others though, damn cruel, but I just can't be upset right now!

It's the holiday of chocolates, chick flicks, flowers and the thing it leads to, for us older folk.

So, guys, remember: Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

'Course, this is my worst holiday of the year. It's usually the 'How many girls can dump Detective Orcot day'. At least it was in Cali. Let's see if my luck is better this year.

Been laying pretty low since the Count got fucked up by the Malnosso. He's back to his old self, though. Complaining, demanding and sending me to get him sweets all the time. Thank God for that damn bakery, or I'd have throttled him soon enough.

Least things are quiet for now. I still want my fucking gun back, though.