[Somewhere within the village, someone may be able to hear the voice of Noel Vermillion screaming bloody murder. The only difference is that her voice may have gone up a few pitches
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[Action] This is the greatest thing ever.sea_king_baitMarch 27 2011, 20:45:11 UTC
[Oh hey Noel. Know what's better than being trapped in a spider web? Having said spider web be taken out by a flailing human girl. Keimi was just taking a walk in the forest, enjoying her newfound hobby of tripping over her own feet. How the hell do you people use these things anyway?]
[A seagull is flying near the area when it hears the shrill cries of a young girl in peril! Obviously this is a critical moment of life and death, as a spider clearly draws closer. So what shall this brave seagull do in this fairy's time of need!?
Nothing!!!
...except for squawk as it watches the poor fairy. Almost gleefully. Mocking her.]
But, well, it's only funny for some time. ...Okay it might be a little funny to see Noel be eaten, but really it doesn't seem like a fair fight. And Bern can't mock her if she's dead.
So, she swoops over to grab Noel and yank her off the web, picking her off by one of her wings in the beak. Now you have a mouth biting down on a wing. ...Better than being eaten, right?]
[A small brown faerie with a feather duster glares up at the spider web. Nothing wrong with those in their proper place, but certainly not where people can run into them. He climbs up quickly to pluck the little critter from the web and demolish said web with his feather duster.]
It was nothing, Miss. [It's a distinctly high-class English accent, albeit with a shrill voice suited for this tiny figure. He lets her go, making sure he didn't accidentally crush anything.] Are you all right?
I... I'm fine, thank you. [And hers is just... well, it sounds like your typical teenage girl. But no, really. You're a lifesaver.] Ah, but more importantly, do you know what's going on here? I-I'm not supposed to be like this... this isn't another experiment, is it?
[And Nephry uses her wand stick thing to bash at the webs around Noel, setting her free and even catching hold of her hands, in case she's still too tangled to fly]
[Kurt, still unaffected, happens to notice a poor bug thing struggling in a spiderweb. He's too far away to hear her, but he is regarding it curiously. What kind of bug constantly glows like that?]
[He honestly is not squeamish about this kind of thing and a spider eating a bug is how the world works. But he's kind of curious, so kneeling in a little closer, he has his tail swoop in and pull the small bug-thing free, without causing more than inconveniencing a spider's work for the day. He brings the tip of his tail, passenger included, up for close inspection.]
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Oof! [She crashes to the ground, groaning.]
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...WAIT OH GOD KEIMI--]
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Kyaaaaaah!
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...I must've hit my head harder than I thought. I could have sworn I heard Noel-chin.
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Nothing!!!
...except for squawk as it watches the poor fairy. Almost gleefully. Mocking her.]
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Spider...]
NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!
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But, well, it's only funny for some time. ...Okay it might be a little funny to see Noel be eaten, but really it doesn't seem like a fair fight. And Bern can't mock her if she's dead.
So, she swoops over to grab Noel and yank her off the web, picking her off by one of her wings in the beak. Now you have a mouth biting down on a wing. ...Better than being eaten, right?]
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[THAT IS A SEAGULL.] N-Not you, too!
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O-Oh my god... th-thank you so much! I thought I was going to... die...?
[Wait. What are you, exactly? Noel's never seen anything like this guy before.]
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Hang on, Nephry is coming to help free you]
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But she notices the lookalike coming into view. Another one...? Oh, who cares -- they're coming this way!] H-Help!
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Oh, god. That was too close.] You... You saved me! [/sob]
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And with no help coming her way, all Noel can do is cry as the end comes near. THAT'S A SPIDER.] Nooooooooo!
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...OH.] K-Kurt?
[Recognize that voice?]
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