harvey, half-devoured ( Read more... )

Go www.siscouts.com and sign up now ( Read more... )

If you're getting this for the second time, I apologize ( Read more... )

So, the way I figure it, EVERYONE loves and admires the new Sports Illustrated On Campus magazine that comes in the Crimson White each Thursday. In that case, I'm going to give you a chance to give back to SI for all the love they have given you. I know you probably didn't even notice the way you've been acting, but I was talking with SI the ( Read more... )

TIMMY: hey! julio! what's going on ( Read more... )

rising to my feet, i gaze at the battlefield below. a field once glimmering in the artificial sun hanging above is now covered with a thousand lifeless bodies . as I stand, more dead float to the sea of death below. their limp remains float like feathers with each gust of wind. i cant believe it had to come to this. differences couldnt be ( Read more... )

In light of recent information concerning my health, I regretfully inform you that I have to update my journal ( Read more... )

it has recently been inquired of me as to the origin of the elusive buckets of truth. there is, in fact, only ONE bucket of truth. this is no ordinary bucket. all who gaze into this bucket shall know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable truth. but you must never look, it is a pure insight into the virtue of a man's soul, and i don't think any of ( Read more... )

I see a lonely man sitting on a perk bench staring at ducks that he cant afford to feed. He is an English Major. I see a skeleton of a man lying fetally in his cardboard box in an alley on 6th Street. He too is an English Major. I see a group of grizzled, crusty old men huddled around a trash bin fire next to a pair of intersecting train tracks ( Read more... )

i have a question. how many people thought my name was "buckets of truth" and how many thought it was "bucket soft ruth"? just curious.