"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moon of Nevea and round the Antares maelstrom and round Perdition's Flames before I give him up!"-Kahn Noonien Singh

The great Ricardo Montalban has died today at the age of 88. Rest in peace, Kahn.

The following feature includes the greatest words ever uttered by a cartoon character:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKk9rv2hUfA

Peace and joy to all.

"Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

I just want to take this moment to thank all the members of our armed forces, and other men and women in uniform for doing what needed to be done on that fateful day 7 years ago, and for keeping us safe ever since ( Read more... )

OK, my block party is on Saturday, September 20th. If you wanna come over and have some fun, frolic and feast on the flesh of dead animals roasted over open flame, be at my place at 2 PM.
Thats 3206 Princeton avenue, Philadelphia PA.

Please comment here to let me know if you're coming so I know what I'll need.

Check out this short bit of awesomeness:

http://www.hasbro.com/transformers/universe/

Scroll down to the short CGI fight between Megatron and Optimus done shot for shot from the original animated film.

Then go kick Michael Bay in the balls.

Nothing more need be said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o84PE871BE

Stan Winston, the effects genius who gave us the Alien Queen, the Jurassic Park dinosaurs and countless others, has died.
Many thanks for all the kick ass films and effects you worked on, Stan. You will indeed be missed.

The new series has just finished it's first season. Here's the episode featuring Spidey's greatest villain, Doctor Octopus ( Read more... )

I found this on the Wizards of the Coast Message boards, the thread was about unusual responses to people who found out you play D&D. I found it very interesting, would that more clergymen were as open-minded (also, it provides further proof that Jack Chick is an asshole ( Read more... )