Who: Haruhi, Kyonko, and anyone who hears Haruhi yelling.
What: Haruhi finds out on the BBS that Kyonko most likely should've succumbed to
the chunky salsa rule (click link at own risk). She has a few things to say about that.
Where: The SOS Brigade Sorority House Haruhi, Kyonko, Mikuru, and Yuki's house.
When: A month ago, after
THIS BBS DISCUSSION resulting from the mun reading one too many medical articles and making Ukoku want to stir up trouble.
'Well, let's see, after a couple months I'm no longer getting dizzy spells, I'm not having weird memory lapses, I can put on my underwear without needing help, and what's more, Guy-me is here: so there's no need to worry about Haruhi going nuts on us all.
You know what? I think I'm going to be all right. Aside from my clothing getting stolen again, that is. Ugh. On the one hand the house is cleaned for once and on the other I've got nothing to wear but that thing! What is she thinking? I'm not built for fanservice!'
Needless to say, Kyon was on her hands and knees checking under the beds to see if there was a stray pair of pants or a skirt Haruhi had missed in her raid on the wardrobe while Kyon had been asleep, leaving nothing but the oversized T-shirt she was currently wearing as impromptu pajamas and the frilly winged mess Haruhi had gotten her uniform modified into on some random whim.
Kyon was seriously wondering if she should just give up, cover herself up with a blanket, and make her way to Guy-her and Koizumi's to ask to borrow some pants. She didn't mind wearing the T-shirt all day, but it was getting kind of ridiculous how Haruhi insisted on dressing her up despite claiming she wasn't a part of the Brigade.
'Which kind of hurts, but what should I expect? She's not Haruki, she's a different person entirely. Just like I'm not Guy-me even if we have a lot of the same experiences. Argh, please tell me there's at least a skirt that isn't ridiculously tiny around here!'