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[kyonko_narrates]

Who: Haruhi, Kyonko, and anyone who hears Haruhi yelling.
What: Haruhi finds out on the BBS that Kyonko most likely should've succumbed to the chunky salsa rule (click link at own risk). She has a few things to say about that.
Where: The SOS Brigade Sorority House Haruhi, Kyonko, Mikuru, and Yuki's house.
When: A month ago, after THIS BBS

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[needs_weird]

Haruhi was a lot of things right now. Shocked, worried, scared - the idea that people that she knew could have easily been killed and should be dead if it weren't for this place being so thankfully weird had her completely shaken. Then there was that touch of guilt and a niggling feeling that she had perhaps forced too much on Kyon-Two while she was hurt. How was she supposed to know that things were that bad?

However, that was just the emotional input. The emotional output came in only one form - that of anger. After finishing that conversation with that annoying monk on the BBS, Haruhi had stalked off back to her shared house.

Without even a brief knock to check whether or not Kyon-Two - or indeed, the other girls - were even decently dressed, she threw the door open. "Sakura!!"

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Kyonko jumped--luck being the only thing keeping her from banging her recently-healed head on the underside of the bed--and, after a moment to realize that Sakura was her according to what Guy-her had thrown out last time he was here--('Note to self: Tell Guy-me about that so we can keep our story straight.')--she crawled out from under the bed.

"Y-yeah?" she asked, wondering why she looked so angry--('She's never called me that before!')--before standing and trying to pull down her shirt a bit. This was not how she expected her afternoon to go.

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"Do you have any idea what you did?!" Haruhi began to rant, planting plenty of blame onto Kyon, most of it pulled out of nowhere so that she'd have something to yell about. "You should have told us everything! Every last thing so we could all come up with plans to protect ourselves! How are we going to know how dangerous it is out there if the only person who's seen it never says a word?!"

Completely oblivious to the fact that there was a lot more she was locked out of the loop from, she marched over to Kyon and placed her hands on her hips. Any moment, she was going to attempt to find out whether the bruises had healed, but suddenly the idea of rough handling made her uncomfortable... she might have made it worse, in retrospect. How dumb could she be?

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"What?!" Kyon said, taking a step back and stumbling when the back of her knees hit the bed and she wound up sitting on the edge with a wide-eyed stare up at Haruhi.

'What is she talking about? The only things I haven't told her about are the usual--but what does she mean by protecting ourselves? The only dangerous thing that's happened is--'

"Haruhi? What are you talking about?" she asked after a moment.

'I never thought I'd meet someone who was more intimidating than Haruki at his worst. Guess I was wrong on that front, too.'