ZOMG FOUND CHOCOLATE COVERED COCONUT NESTS W JELLYBEAN EGGS AT BARTELL'S. Don't bother, I bought them all.

You know you're sick when spicy soup burns tongue, makes eyes water, but you can't TASTE it.

learned a valuable lesson from the UW Tower fire drill: being a sheep ain't gonna work. Fend for yourselves!

wonders if the new Facebook status format will eventually make them "sound" more like Twitter and thus help her Tweet more like a grown-up.

can't very well start mocking FB Luddites without her own new FB home page, so where is it already?!

must. resist. cookies. Must resist. Failed! Nom nom nom.

compulsively locks all her doors in automatic car washes, valuable lesson learned in previous life as Hertz garageman.

is about to seriously re-schema the Pre-QA database... everybody stand back.

ZOMG @aquiggle made BACON COOKIES

expects 10-y-o Laura to shake up Jobie Weekend talent show next year w @jonathancoulton and @paulandstorm covers &/or original grrl metal.