mallory's christmas wish part four!

[heymalice]

hey everybody!
i hope you all had an awesome time over the holidays! rest assured that mallory certainly isn't, as you shall soon see! as for me, the holidays were all right, but i haven't been sleeping much and am like a zombie for most of the day, which is why everything is taking me forever to do. oops

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[shatisarockgod]

in other news, i just lost an entire hour of editing, due to a browser mishap that shut down livejournal. *screams to the heavens* FUUUUUUCK!!--Ugh, I hate that. I don't post on my own journal anymore but I know how much of a pain in the ass it'd be if I was making long entries and either the site froze up or I hit a key and it sent the page forward

[heymalice]

Ugh, I hate that. I don't post on my own journal anymore but I know how much of a pain in the ass it'd be if I was making long entries and either the site froze up or I hit a key and it sent the page forward.--for real. i think what angered me the most about the whole mess was that it was the first time in MONTHS when i didn't copy and paste my editing progress to text edit just in case something like that happened. luckily it was mostly just gifs and a bit of writing that i lost and had to re-do, since i write up the snarks themselves in text edit and always back it up while writing. but i was still pissed. lol. i'll never make that mistake again

[shatisarockgod]

for real. i think what angered me the most about the whole mess was that it was the first time in MONTHS when i didn't copy and paste my editing progress to text edit just in case something like that happened. luckily it was mostly just gifs and a bit of writing that i lost and had to re-do, since i write up the snarks themselves in text edit and always back it up while writing. but i was still pissed. lol. i'll never make that mistake again!---I hear ya. I'd think "Just this once, what could happen?" And that'll be the time it'll definitely screw up

[heymalice]

I hear ya. I'd think "Just this once, what could happen?" And that'll be the time it'll definitely screw up!--i know right?! it's maddening!

I'm not sure if I want an observation like this in the book...part of me would've liked to have had Mallory think that this is only happening because the cameras are there. I know Mallory's as dumb as a rock when it concerns fiction stories but overall she's got enough sense to put 2 and 2 together.--definitely. she's got more common sense and brains than most BSC members, or at least, she started out that way…being in the club kind of robbed her of some of her best qualities. :/ but i still think she would've been smart enough to realize it.

lmao, exactly! It's not like the father was just muttering it under his breath and he was the only one hearing! I'm surprised the whole neighborhood couldn't hear his ranting and raving.--LOL! seriously!!

[lisaerin]

I accidentally read Kristy saying that all she wanted was the pussy.

[heymalice]

lol! me too, to be honest!

[pi_beta_alpha]

Me, too!

I kind of love (and by "kind of love" I mean "totally hate") how Kristy becomes twice as psychotic and twice as annoying and twice as obnoxious whenever there's a TV camera nearby. When they did it for the WLKC in CA, she acted pretty much the same way.

Kristy is going to either be a huge success, or be eaten alive in the real world.

[heymalice]

I kind of love (and by "kind of love" I mean "totally hate") how Kristy becomes twice as psychotic and twice as annoying and twice as obnoxious whenever there's a TV camera nearby. When they did it for the WLKC in CA, she acted pretty much the same way.--i so gotta read that book again ASAP. but you're right, she turns into a complete psycho every time she thinks there's a chance for the club to get publicity, she even went nuts when claudia was working at WSTO.

Kristy is going to either be a huge success, or be eaten alive in the real world.--and god help us all if she ever did become a huge success--can you imagine what she would pull if she actually had any REAL influence beyond her small town?!? the horror!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Love the Cursing meme, BTW! I already saved it to use later on

[bleeding_thorn2]

Perfect use of Mean Girls GIF! You just know K-Ron really does that when bitches don't act right!

personal journals, of course!-That's actually a really good idea, I love the personal touches she put on each one! Great idea! and i love your own guesses to what the other girls had!

he'd take a self-righteous shit right on the dining room table out of spite.=LMAO! So true though!

"but you can't do this!" kristy blurted out.'=Fuck you Kristy. With a steel spike!

LOVE THE COW GIF!

'we weren't fast enough to hold kristy back. "mr. henry, you look like a guy who could use a good baby-sitter," she said. "we're running a special deal, two nights free sitting for every ten minutes filming--"

mr. henry laughed. "you sure are persistent, but i'm not--"

"three nights for five minutes!" kristy shot back.
=The balls on this bitch! Has she no shame?!

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!-THE FORCE FIELD IS DOWN! GO!

't know why i still bothering offering my advice/warnings when nobody ever listens.-FOOLS!

[bleeding_thorn2]

I think you hit the nail on the head with what really went on at that party!

you know i've never seen Zoolander at all, but yet I remember that part for some reason! I have no idea why!

IS that DJ Qualls in the sock gif? If it is, he looks so much different!

crosses self and says the vitameatavegamin speech*
=As do we all, as do we all!

"sounds fun. too bad they didn't invite you, huh?-I so would've slapped a bitch!

Great job!

[heymalice]

I think you hit the nail on the head with what really went on at that party!--LOL! i think so too.

you know i've never seen Zoolander at all, but yet I remember that part for some reason! I have no idea why!--it's straight up one of the best damned parts!

IS that DJ Qualls in the sock gif? If it is, he looks so much different!--yep, totally is. i believe the gif is from supernatural. btw, he was hilarious on that show!

As do we all, as do we all!--lol, seriously!

I so would've slapped a bitch!--me too! stacey must have some amazing self restraint. at least when it comes to anything other than the menfolk.

Great job!--thank you!

[anabellabobella]

"you ought to publish her songs in a book," he suggested with a laugh.

Well. Isn't that adorable. This is back before self-publishing, which means having to find a publisher to take the chance. Someone I know just self-pubbed another book with this gem on the back cover:

Figuring out the how and the why, however, could prove to be too great a truth for this gentle, sweet girl to bear."

I don't know either. I just don't know.

and pow, who they brought along for..reasons…

I hope Andy's insurance will cover accidents caused by the dog being there.

watch out for the green vomit!

The priest there (who, by the way, is a real-life priest, and was even during filming) had no idea that the vomit-hose was recalibrated to get him in the face. He thought it was hitting his chest.

mr. henry turned to my dad. "do you think we can do it over again?"

This happens, which is why reality shows shouldn't be exempted from child labor laws.

tree's eye view? for fucking serious? mr. henry has been smoking WAY too much crack! This happens

[andromeda331]

This happens, which is why reality shows shouldn't be exempted from child labor laws.

They really shouldn't be. So many of those kids are going to end up screwed up and many of them already are.

[anabellabobella]

Kids in reality tv at all should be very limited. It's an invasion of their privacy to include them on toilet a toddlers for their peers to see later. These kids grow up without a sense of boundaries, which is dangerous.

[pi_beta_alpha]

"kristy took a bite and chewed. "all i woffa wah leo pubbissy."

I hate this crap in books. Swallow, then talk."

In real life as well. And don't sit down to a dinner that's composed entirely of 5 pounds of mashed potatoes, take one bite, and say "I think I'll call pi_beta" and proceed to talk through a mouthful of shit for the next 45 minutes. NO. Ugh, just NO.

[andromeda331]

her dumb ass father had called ahead to the nursery

[heymalice]

Yeah, that sounds about right. And probably the only
way they'll let the Pikes come.--lol, no kidding!

Your probably right. This is probably the most their parents
have ever spent time with them.--seriously. and that's so fucking sad and pathetic.

Loved the descriptions of the covers and the party! --thank you!!!