mallory's christmas wish part four!
hey everybody!
i hope you all had an awesome time over the holidays! rest assured that mallory certainly isn't, as you shall soon see! as for me, the holidays were all right, but i haven't been sleeping much and am like a zombie for most of the day, which is why everything is taking me forever to do. oops ( Read more... )
i hope you all had an awesome time over the holidays! rest assured that mallory certainly isn't, as you shall soon see! as for me, the holidays were all right, but i haven't been sleeping much and am like a zombie for most of the day, which is why everything is taking me forever to do. oops ( Read more... )
t was fucking WARM, man. it's fucking disturbing. right now it's 6 degrees, but feels like 4, so 39.2 fahrenheit. bah fucking humbug!
-We're actually having a warm day today, it's 38 degrees Fain. !
i bet the pike "parents" have spiked it with moonshine, since they have to spend the day with their children. god knows how much they HATE that!-So true! God forbid they spend more than a couple of hours with the children!although with these assholes, I don't blame them so much! Maybe they're just cutting their losses early!
you know, the one so expensive that not even the baby jesus will be getting it for christmas? -LMAO!
i wonder if they are insisting on filming the pikes while they're trying to take a shit?-Since the Real World and other reality shows have cameras in the fucking bathroom now... it wouldn't surprise me a bit!
because they have that kardashian attention whore gene you're missing.
=I'm surprised they don't film themselves taking shits on camera. Now that we've basically seen more of Kim K. than her goddamn gyno has, it surprises me!
in the next ten minutes, mallory drinks three cups of hot chocolate. holy shit! watch out for the green vomit!
-Goddamn, that was a huge amount of sugar in so short a time! I can't even do that! Fuck green vomit, think of all the colors of the goddamn rainbow! Nasty!
my best acting is when i'm reading books out loud because i don't see it as acting-I got my nieces some books for Christmas and I had to read to the youngest one, who enjoyed it! That is until I got to Mary had a little lamb, when she screamed NO! and flipped the pages to look at the pictures! Guess she doesn't like lambs! It was nice though!
she's been in a bunch of short horror films, one was even shown at the toronto indie film festival in 2014, and a whole bunch of others were shown at a horror movie festival on halloween=That's so cool! Any titles you can give me, maybe I've seen some? My cousin did a few indie movies back in the day, I can honestly point her out in a few!
the man has a fucking saw and is trying to saw down a damned tree and you're on his fucking ass, barking all kinds of fucked up suggestions and directions? he could cut someone's fucking head off at this point with all of this shit going on! BACK OFF, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!=Why am I picturing the muderous Santa from Tales From the Crypt? I hope he does ax everyone to death!
the camera would ride on top of the car, showing out trip home through the "eyes" of the tree.=Evil Dead much?
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personal journals, of course!-That's actually a really good idea, I love the personal touches she put on each one! Great idea! and i love your own guesses to what the other girls had!
he'd take a self-righteous shit right on the dining room table out of spite.=LMAO! So true though!
"but you can't do this!" kristy blurted out.'=Fuck you Kristy. With a steel spike!
LOVE THE COW GIF!
'we weren't fast enough to hold kristy back. "mr. henry, you look like a guy who could use a good baby-sitter," she said. "we're running a special deal, two nights free sitting for every ten minutes filming--"
mr. henry laughed. "you sure are persistent, but i'm not--"
"three nights for five minutes!" kristy shot back.
=The balls on this bitch! Has she no shame?!
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!-THE FORCE FIELD IS DOWN! GO!
't know why i still bothering offering my advice/warnings when nobody ever listens.-FOOLS!
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you know i've never seen Zoolander at all, but yet I remember that part for some reason! I have no idea why!
IS that DJ Qualls in the sock gif? If it is, he looks so much different!
crosses self and says the vitameatavegamin speech*
=As do we all, as do we all!
"sounds fun. too bad they didn't invite you, huh?-I so would've slapped a bitch!
Great job!
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you know i've never seen Zoolander at all, but yet I remember that part for some reason! I have no idea why!--it's straight up one of the best damned parts!
IS that DJ Qualls in the sock gif? If it is, he looks so much different!--yep, totally is. i believe the gif is from supernatural. btw, he was hilarious on that show!
As do we all, as do we all!--lol, seriously!
I so would've slapped a bitch!--me too! stacey must have some amazing self restraint. at least when it comes to anything other than the menfolk.
Great job!--thank you!
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-I totally had no idea what happened to him, I hadn't seen in anything lately. Good that he's still working!
me too! stacey must have some amazing self restraint.=They would've had to put me in jail for knocking a bitch out!
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They would've had to put me in jail for knocking a bitch out!--LOL, same!
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-I liked him in that stupid movie the New Guy and even on Road Trip! Glad to see he still works!
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That's actually a really good idea, I love the personal touches she put on each one! Great idea! and i love your own guesses to what the other girls had!--if you know people who are into writing or sketching, it really is a cool gift to personalize a notebook or sketchbook for them! this book is probably where i got the idea to do it myself so many damned years ago and i never realized it. LOL. and i'm glad you liked my guesses! haha.
LMAO! So true though!--you know it, girl! lol.
Fuck you Kristy. With a steel spike!--it's so fucked up how she thinks she has power over this guy or that he'd even give a shit.
LOVE THE COW GIF!--lol, thanks! it reminds me of kristy. XD
The balls on this bitch! Has she no shame?!--nope, she has absolutely no shame at all. if i were the other girls, i'd be fucking embarrassed by her right about now!
THE FORCE FIELD IS DOWN! GO!--LOL!!
FOOLS!--ikr? it's so depressing, especially at times like these!
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You're not alone in that. I've got a really pretty spiral bound notebook, and one that's leather bound with the fancy gold page edges that are blank because I don't want to wreck them.
I would use them as a journal but I'm afraid I'd die suddenly and someone would find them and laugh at me, LOL
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I would use them as a journal but I'm afraid I'd die suddenly and someone would find them and laugh at me, LOL
-Me 2! I have such shitty handwriting and when I told my husband I needed snarking notebooks for the movie snarks and things; I told him they couldn't go in such pretty journals!
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I hate hand writing anything for any amount of time. My handwriting starts out looking like finishing school worthy penmanship, and ends up looking like the product of a very muddy-toed dog sliding across the paper. My K's look like T's and my R's look like K's and for some damn reason I dot O's. At least my spelling is better than Claudia's...most of the time.
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We're actually having a warm day today, it's 38 degrees Fain. !--this winter is so weird. *shakes head*
So true! God forbid they spend more than a couple of hours with the children!although with these assholes, I don't blame them so much! Maybe they're just cutting their losses early!--i kind of think the kids are assholes because the parents are, plus they're neglectful and insisting the kids be raised by mallory and the BSC. i'm not really surprised that the majority of the pike kids are little shits, it's still fucking annoying though!
Since the Real World and other reality shows have cameras in the fucking bathroom now... it wouldn't surprise me a bit!--ew! and shows like jersey and geordie shore, where they filmed them having sex with night vision cameras or some shit. that's just fucking creepy.
I'm surprised they don't film themselves taking shits on camera. Now that we've basically seen more of Kim K. than her goddamn gyno has, it surprises me!--*SHUDDERS VIOLENTLY*
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