Comments | bsc_snark: Poor Mallory! Part 1!

road_baby in bsc_snark

Poor Mallory! Part 1!

Sep 04, 2015 11:21

Wow, you guys. I'm so sorry this is so late. My aunt moved out and took her wi-fi with her so, I had no internet for a few days because my dumb ass didn't call the cable company ahead of time to get it to us before she left. It was rough with no internet but I got aquainted with my new Photoshop and was quite happy. Of course, I'm much happier with ( Read more... )

snarker: road_baby, bad writing, #39 poor mallory, pike family madness, ann's nose candy, dibble, mallory is annoying, mal is lame

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shatisarockgod September 5 2015, 00:00:40 UTC

Let's just hope it's penis shaped. That would make that spray that kid is kicking up all the more hilarious.--LMAO ( ... )

road_baby September 7 2015, 01:56:59 UTC

Yeah, I don't get why Mal is so dead set against her braces. Like I said, I'm sure her teeth are pretty bad, I wouldn't put it past Ann. So you would think she would want her teeth to be in good shape. It's funny, but when I was little, I always wanted braces. I thought they were cute. I still think there's something attractive about them. Things like that make me want to take Mal under my wing and teach her to love herself ( ... )

design_star_21 September 7 2015, 17:59:45 UTC

The only bad thing I remember Jenny doing was yelling in Matt's face, but again, she is four, and did not grasp the fact that he was deaf and couldn't hear. All they had to do was explain it in a way she would understand and say yelling in his face wasn't very nice. They act like she is the demon spawn, but she's normal!

chemolimolayna September 5 2015, 01:19:17 UTC

nan. I can't even. Ann was probably on a mixture of heroin and klonopin

heymalice September 5 2015, 01:42:05 UTC

lol, that would amuse me to no end&would explain these horseshit books at the same time!

chemolimolayna September 10 2015, 20:10:03 UTC

Now I'm laughing again. NAN. REALLY. COME ON.

heymalice September 5 2015, 22:20:01 UTC

"how much do you want to bet K. Ron makes them get BSC scarification as soon as they turn 18? Right over their fucking hearts."

i bet you $2.95, or the cost of a BSC book in 1991. LOL.
i would bet more, but sadly, i'm not a real live millionaire like watson. that is how sure i am that K. Ron is totally crazy enough to make them scar themselves in the name of the BSC.

pi_beta_alpha September 5 2015, 23:22:05 UTC

"Because you know Ann hates her enough to give her super fucked up teeth. And Mal, you won't get your braces removed, you just won't be able to get them tightened any more. So, you'll be stuck with fucked up teeth and braces ( ... )

heymalice September 6 2015, 02:16:40 UTC

"Every other book on the planet states plainly that the Pikes have very few rules. Mal isn't allowed to wear blue push-down socks, Mal isn't allowed to cut her hair or get glasses or wear anything she likes or be a normal 11 year old child, but Claire is allowed to run around the neighborhood stark naked and the triplets are allowed to bully Nicky and they're all allowed to eat whatever they want no matter how disgusting or unhealthy because the parents can't be assed to skip their damn tennis match to put a normal, wholesome meal on the damn table ( ... )

road_baby September 7 2015, 02:15:44 UTC

I can see giving Mal responsibilities because she's the oldest, but the Pikes don't balance it out with giving her any privileges. They expect her to be grown up and mature and look after her siblings but they don't let her have a say in her clothes? Or in how her hair is cut? I would love for Mal to finally say 'Fuck this noise' and start rebelling. I've actually been contemplating doing some fanfic where Mal is treated right. But I'm so bad at fiction ( ... )

andromeda331 September 6 2015, 02:27:33 UTC

Even Vanilla Ice was too hip for Ann. 'My goodness! Just look at that hair and those pants! Savagery!'

Ha! Probably true!

If someone reading these books 20 years later just to make fun of them can remember these details, you should be able to too!

This was their job and they were getting paid a fortune and couldn't remember their own details.

! I'm sorry but dealing with Jenny is not a fucking problem until you make it one. If someone came to me and said, '

Their hate of Jenny is so stupid. Jenny never acts like a brat. It shows either Ann's a moron and/or the BSC know nothing about babysitting. Jenny is the kid you want to babysit for.

pi_beta_alpha September 6 2015, 03:19:58 UTC

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Their hate of Jenny is so stupid. Jenny never acts like a brat. It shows either Ann's a moron and/or the BSC know nothing about babysitting. Jenny is the kid you want to babysit for."

I always loved the whole "MA sits for Jenny because she knows how to handle her", as if a 4 year old playing quiet indoor games is some kind of character defect. How exactly do you "handle" a 4 year old wearing a dress while playing pretend tea with her stuffed animals? It was always amusing because most of Jennys tantrums happen because she refuses to participate in the stupid shit that the BSC throws together. One of the charges has to use the restroom and Kristy invites 60,000 kids over for the "BSC Shit-Tacular" and Jenny thinks it's all idiotic, and she's labeled a brat. Yet it was once mentioned that the sitter in question could hear the Pike kids screaming and yelling TWO BLOCKS AWAY.

Come to think of it, I think Jenny P. was actually Lila Fowler at age 4.