Comments | bsc_snark: Mallory and the Trouble with Twins! Part 1!

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Mallory and the Trouble with Twins! Part 1!

Jul 17, 2015 19:58

I'm still waiting for my tablet cable to come in and I wanted to do something to occupy my time, so I snark. It's funny, but I remember liking this book because it had the awesome shopping/piercing spree in it, but reading it now there's points I hate. And really that's all Ann's fault. She's seriously such bad writer! She has more contradictions ( Read more... )

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bleeding_thorn2 July 20 2015, 15:53:17 UTC

I love your icon pic; BTW ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 July 20 2015, 15:59:15 UTC

They came out her cooter and have lived with her for years, Mal. I think she'd be able to tell who's who.
-I legit almost died laughing reading this brilliant line!

road_baby July 22 2015, 07:17:01 UTC

Thanks! I've been obsessed with alpacas lately! And I really like the song it's from because it's so flippin' adorable!

Lol! One good thing about if the Pikes ran the Hunger Games is Mal would win because she actually knows archery!

The BSC LOVES to whine about sitting jobs being 'The worst EVAR!' when it's really no big deal. Like I remember when I snarked MA and the Bad Luck Mystery, they whined about a sitting job being soooo hard! But it was like nothing. There was no damage to property or grievous bodily harm! And yes! They really need to stop comparing jobs to when Claudia broke her leg or when Buddy got kidnapped!

bleeding_thorn2 July 22 2015, 22:34:01 UTC

That was a great snark and it's true that all these chicks did was bitch and moan about bullshit!

undeadnicole July 23 2015, 01:10:36 UTC

Fantastic snark so far, loving it. :)

And I'm so happy to know I'm far from being the only one offended not only as a reader but as a writer by the way Ann treats Mallory. I love my characters too, they're my babies. I cry for them when my plots demand that they suffer adversity in order to grow, even when I know they'll be okay in the end!

I swear, I've always wanted to declare myself the had of FCPS (Fictional Character Protective Services!), forcibly remove Mal from her, and write her into her own series, post-Riverbend, where she's happy, loved and super cool and where she has kick-ass adventures.

/Rant :P

*coughs* Anyway. I can't wait for the next part!

P.S. OMG! I just realized something. MRS. ARNOLD IS DOLORES UMBRIDGE DISGUISED AS A MUGGLE! D:

road_baby July 23 2015, 04:09:07 UTC

Thank you so much! If I could write fic, I would totally do a series of Mal getting treated right. But alas, I really suck at writing fiction.

anabellabobella July 25 2015, 05:35:13 UTC

She has more contradictions than the Bible!

If links were allowed in comments, I'd link a .gif that's bowing to you.

And really, if I could talk to Mal, I'd tell her to go with the loafers too.

If she wants to clash, let her clash. It's part of finding her own style.

Mal can't choose her own clothes but the ten year olds can wander a mall all alone!

Letting kids as young as some of the Pikes would have gotten you in trouble with CPS, even back then.

They go to the girls' room and I feel bad for them. Their room is completely devoid of personality. It's just a mirror of one side. They don't even have different toys. I mean, I can see buying them things they both want, but the exact same things?

The Duggar kids are also forced to share a mold, one for boys, one for girls. It's sick and sad.

She says that this makes this a hard job but why?

Because that makes it hard to figure out how to tell them apart.

Not only is Mal a whiner, but she's also pretty stupid because she wonders how Linda could tell the twins apart ( ... )