Mallory and the Trouble with Twins! Part 1!
I'm still waiting for my tablet cable to come in and I wanted to do something to occupy my time, so I snark. It's funny, but I remember liking this book because it had the awesome shopping/piercing spree in it, but reading it now there's points I hate. And really that's all Ann's fault. She's seriously such bad writer! She has more contradictions
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Ma and Pa tell the kids they can go off on their own
-Seriously; what the FUCK is with the Pike parents letting their offspring wander around by themselves at that age? I couldn't go to the store across the street from my house without someone at that age; let alone Disney or the freakin Mall!
the Pike parents are trying to kill their kids. They realised their mistake in never buying condoms and want to thin the herd. I reiterate, I hate the Pikes!
-LOL! DAMN SKIPPY! It's their own version of the freakin' Hunger Games!
The only thing I'll point out is that Mal says Dawn wouldn't get her ears pierced if she thought it'd make her look like everyone else
-*Head Desk!
So, it's exactly like the Arnold sitting job but for some reason, this is easy while the other was Hell. I just don't know what to say.
-Mal is a jackass; as long as the kids aren't getting into trouble; Leave them alone! Just wait until she has to babysit 2 toddlers and a kid that can't sleep because one of the toddlers is autistic and having a meltdown of epic proportions because her mom had to go to work; which causes the other toddler to cry too and it's EIGHT FUCKING HOURS UNTIL SOMEONE COMES HOME AND MOST OF THE NIGHT IS NOTHING BUT CRYING AND THE TODDLERS FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE CUDDLED; BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET YOU HOLD THEM BOTH!! THEN SHE'LL BE PRAYING FOR DAYS LIKE THESE!!
She says that the BSC has had tough jobs before such as when Betsy broke Claudia's leg, and that the Arnolds are just as bad
-FUCK MALLORY! HOW THE HELL DO YOU COMPARE THE TWO JOBS? WHAT ABOUT BUDDY BEING KIDNAPPED BY HIS DAD?
Although I ranted a bit; I LOVE this snark!
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