Hello, Mallory! Part The End!

[road_baby]

Oh, my gosh! I am the worst! I'm sorry this is yet another late snark! I was just having this rush of creativity and doing nothing but drawing all day! But because I have a backlog of drawing that I need to Photoshop and I seem to have lost my tablet cable, I was like 'road_baby! Finish your damned snark!' so, here we are! And if you would give my

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[shatisarockgod]

Mal wists that she wished the BSC could see how well she handled it. --I get it. Mallory obviously likes and admires these girls so damn much and she really was hoping she'd belong, fit in, etc. I just wish Mallory had somebody in her life to tell her that friends don't treat you as horribly as these girls treat her. And I'm going beyond the shitty treatment from this book...I'm talking the entire Mallory timeline

[lisaerin]

Yeah, this is two books after book 12, where the BSC were total asses to Claudia for having a life outside of them and Claudia had to apologize. I know some people are capable of recognizing they've done something wrong and wanting to make amends, but this series is notorious for making the wronged party apologize. It would have meant more if the BSC realized that they were unfair to Mallory when they didn't need her. Now it just seems like it's a case of, "We're swamped and I guess Mallory will be more willing to accept our lame ass apology instead of telling us to fuck off."

[road_baby]

Mallory's sole purpose in the series is to be put through torture. I too wish someone had said to her that she doesn't need to be a part of a group whose first response was to bully her. I feel the same is true for Mary Anne and Claudia when the club was treating them like garbage over nothing.

K. Ron really is up her ass about her 'great idea'. How can she think that thinking of the BSC was that big of an idea? And let's say Jessi and Mal were meeting on different days than the BSC. Would they still be copying? Offering your baby-sitting services isn't patented to you, you brat.

Come to think of it, the word 'sorry' never left K. Ron's lips. She just said they were unfair with their test. And yeah, I also doubt they would have asked Mal to join if they weren't strapped for members. That's a very good point.

Glad you enjoyed the snark!

[andromeda331]

Except maybe a psychology major working on a thesis about people with groin-grabbingly huge superiority complexes

[road_baby]

I hate that the BSC didn't believe when Mal said Nicky breaking his finger was an accident. She explained exactly what happened. And as I pointed out, what exactly was she supposed to do? She's not a Goddamn psychic! AND she was no longer in charge! Seriously, that whole thing is so fucked up.

If I had been Mal, I would have said 'Annnnd?' when they said they were unfair. Because Jesus Christ, a sorry would have been nice! I really want to know what Ann's deal is with people apologising. Either the hurt party comes begging for forgiveness from the people that hurt them, or they're just absent.

[andromeda331]

If I had been Mal, I would have said 'Annnnd?' when they said they were unfair. Because Jesus Christ, a sorry would have been nice! I really want to know what Ann's deal is with people apologising. Either the hurt party comes begging for forgiveness from the people that hurt them, or they're just absent.

I would have loved if Mal did that, that's usually the part in tv and books when the Mean Girls come and decide to let her join but the girl tells turns them down with the whole great speech how their mean girls and she doesn't need their friendship anymore because she's got a real friend. Nope she joins the club, a club where the girls were already horrible to her and didn't really apologize or do or say anything to makeup for what they did or show any sign they really are sorry.

I too would love to know why Ann never has her characters apologize. Friends fight it happen. But usually, one realizes hey I was jerk and goes to apologizes. And they mean it because they feel bad that they were a jerk to their friend.

[sgrfrostedflake]

Logan's first trial 'Club' job is also for Jackie, so does Ann also hate Logan?

As for which book to do next, I have no preference, because I love your snarks and I know whichever one you do will be brilliant. If I may suggest though, after these two that you mentioned, maybe Mallory and the Mystery Diary and/or Poor Mallory! or Claudia and the Middle School Mystery, just some of my personal favourites. (Also, although I think this was actually in the second part of this snark, of which I read all three parts back-to-back-to-back, Lord Sand Snatch and groin-grabbingly huge superiority complexes seriously made me LOL so hard, as will also always Queen of the Harpies.)

[road_baby]

Oh, my gosh, you're so sweet! I can definitely do those books after my other snarks!

[lisaerin]

I'd like you to snark Little Miss Stoneybook and Dawn.

[road_baby]

Will do! I just started Trouble with Twins but that'll be next on my list!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Mal thinks about how when Stacey first moved to Stoneybrook, a bunch of people came over with food , flowers, coupons, and advice on living there
-I honestly thought that would happen when I moved to Conn. but although we did get coupons in the mail; none of the other shit happened. I've been here like six months and still haven't met most of my neighbors!

For one this book; Dr. Johnannsson is AWESOME!

Seriously, between this and Twilight and 50 Shades, I am one small paycheck away from giving it all up and writing shitty drivel about dongs or teens or teenage dongs and making me some of those millions!
-these books have a tendency to spoil the plot with the covers of the books; pisses me off that we can't make money by snarking; but shit like this and those other two shitshows you mentioned get money. I'm about to pull a Brian Griffin and write my own self help book!

I love that pic of what looks like a unicorn Godzilla!

Great snark!

[road_baby]

Thank you! That pic of 'K. Ron' is from The Dark Crystal! It's an 80s fantasy movie that scared the shit outta every kid back in the day, but I loved it to pieces! It's a Jim Henson film so you know it's good! I highly recommend it! If you have Netflix, it's on there along with Labyrinth which was another of my faves~

[bleeding_thorn2]

I might have to watch it soon; I've never seen it or Labyrinth. The closest I came to watching Labyrinth was the Nostalgia Chick's review of it.