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BSC # 15: LITTLE MISS STONEYBROOK…AND DAWN

Mar 03, 2015 12:45

I THINK THIS BOOK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TLC’S ENTIRE REALITY SHOW LINEUP!!!! PART 1

I want to preface this by saying that I USUALLY think nothing’s wrong with beauty pageants, per se, but because of dumbass parents like the ones on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ or ‘Mama’ June with that disgusting boyfriend who should rot ( Read more... )

snarker: bleeding_thorn2, more like skeevybrook, dawn's bitch face, dawn and her soapbox, kristy's bitch face, #15 little miss stoneybrook...and dawn

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shatisarockgod March 4 2015, 01:19:41 UTC

Unfortunately I'm familiar with both shows from all the times I used to watch "The Soup". You couldn't pay me to sit down and watch a full episode of either one. I sincerely doubt I could even do it with liquor or with drugs ( ... )

darth_firefly March 4 2015, 14:48:34 UTC

About that casserole they had for dinner... the thought occurs to me that most 'dinner' casseroles use one of those high-sodium cream of something soup as a binding agent. Something that Dawn would most likely refuse to eat, or else she doesn't know any better. Or was that casserole just thrown into a dish and baked into submission along side a batch of pot brownies?

I'm guessing this pageant didn't have an entry fee.

Also, just 5-8? There are some 4 and 9 year old screaming bloody murder over this. Because we all know that the prettiest little diva in the world, Jenny, could have cleaned the floor with Sabrina. You can't tell me that Mrs. P wouldn't hire a PROFESSIONAL coach for her little princess.

waitingonsunday March 4 2015, 18:04:53 UTC

And the way these bitches act, you’d think they just found out Claudia was the fucking Bay Harbor Butcher or something.

lololol

anabellabobella March 4 2015, 23:23:32 UTC

I want to preface this by saying that I USUALLY think nothing’s wrong with beauty pageants, per se, but because of dumbass parents like the ones on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’

Sorry to break it to you, but this is normal pageantry now. There are "natural face" pageants without all the hair gunk and makeup, but those aren't common, and they're seen as wanna-be pageants. Even small, local pageants now all have the glam stuff with flippers and heavy makeup. I know some pageant moms who try to resist that stuff, but admit that they can't if their kids are going to have any chance.

I miss when pageants were pretty much how they were in this book.

I never got just what was the big fucking deal with clients having favorite sitters.

Me neither. If a club wouldn't let me make a simple request based on who my daughter felt most comfortable with, I'd stop using them, or would contact that sitter directly at home.

I honestly don’t know why the fuck Sharon packed her kids up and moved three thousand miles away from everything they have ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 March 5 2015, 20:06:59 UTC

remember an episode of T&T where a mom was saying that anyone who looks at these kids and thinks "sexy" is messed up. No, messed up is putting your kid in fake boobs and having her go out and dance in a way that is meant to be provocative.-

Hell yea! I dunno what disturbs me more, the fact that they make these outfits for wee ones, or the moms that put their babies in these outfits.