Comments | bsc_snark: Boy Crazy Stacey Part Two

drmaggiemoreau in bsc_snark

Boy Crazy Stacey Part Two

Feb 04, 2015 12:37

Urg, I swear, New York State winters could rival those on Game of Thrones. We just had two snow days in the past two weeks. And there’s another snow alert. I’m not complaining. So, since class is canceled, I might as well read a book set in the summer, that’s well written, and funny. Sucks to be me, because I’m reading Boy Crazy Stacey ( Read more... )

disturbing parallels, more like skeevybrook, everyone is crazy, #8 boy-crazy stacey, delusion abound!, dibble!, karen is a moron

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shortsweetcynic February 4 2015, 18:22:41 UTC

I’m beginning to think Anastasia McGill grew up and changed her name to Anastasia Steele, so co-dependent is she.

i was THIS CLOSE to spraying my coffee all over the monitor. a+, would lol again.

anabellabobella February 6 2015, 10:50:38 UTC

All the bleach seeped into her brain.

femme_slash_fan February 4 2015, 19:16:57 UTC

Some of these images are brilliant!

drmaggiemoreau February 4 2015, 19:25:01 UTC

Thanks!

femme_slash_fan February 4 2015, 19:26:54 UTC

I laughed so hard I snorted... so you know. Good stuff.

darth_firefly February 4 2015, 20:29:48 UTC

I got to 'The Shining' gif and my brain said: "Dawn and Kristy take Claire, Vanessa and Karen with them on a special trip." How and why I don't think matter as much as them going to the Overlook and not coming back. Although I think Dawn is more likely visit Rose Red than the Overlook.

Watson is such an ass. Guess we all know where Karen gets it from!

Excellent snarking!

drmaggiemoreau February 4 2015, 20:46:14 UTC

Watson is such an ass. Guess we all know where Karen gets it from!

LOL. The thing that got me about the whole situation was that Kristy got reamed (unfairly, in my opinion. If Watson had to handle what Kristy did, he wouldn't blame himself, now would he?) and Karen got the old "you delightful child" treatment. It was not delightful. It was dumb and it was Watson's job to correct her. Oh man, my dad jokingly says he "corrects" people in the same voice as Delbert Grady, and I totally see Watson being Delbert Grady now.

And Kristy really can't win, can she? If she didn't handle the Louie situation, the poor dog would have bled all over the carpet, and Watson would have bitched about that. I'm beginning to think if Karen shot Andrew in the ass with a bb gun, it'd be Kristy's fault for not taking the bullet.

shatisarockgod February 5 2015, 01:43:48 UTC

Especially since it's not like Kristy was shooting the breeze with a friend or watching tv and was too lazy to check up on what the kids were doing ( ... )

road_baby February 5 2015, 00:15:44 UTC

I can see 'Boy Crazy Kristy' if it was 'Boy! Crazy Kristy!'

Mary Anne says she’s “never sat on a mushroom before”.

I seriously laughed at this because I just thought of an ep of MST3k where a guy said he never sat on a shovel and Mike riffed 'The flat part anyway.' I'm sure Stacey sits on a lot of shovels.

Ugh. I hate the mini golf part and the Brewer sitting job because clearly, CLEARLY, these kids are far more bratty than Jenny but she's always labeled demon Hell spawn while these little shits throw selfish temper tantrums and damage property. And don't even get me started on KRISTY getting yelled at well Karen gets off scott free.

But I digress. I can't copypasta all my fave parts because it would just be the whole thing. Can't wait for the last part!

drmaggiemoreau February 5 2015, 01:02:52 UTC

"Boy! Crazy Kristy!" I love that. The only thing that Jenny did that was kind of stank was scream in Matt's ear and get all "ew, deaf cooties" but Karen's done a million and one asshatty things and gotten in no trouble. And Ann thinks it's cute. My mom always said to me when I was being a little turd that I'd have a kid just like me. I hope Ann has a kid just like Karen.

shatisarockgod February 5 2015, 01:50:59 UTC

And tbh Margo should've been taken back to the house after she threw her shitfit. Stacey could've went with her to watch her. Sounds like Stacey wasn't having much fun anyway.

shatisarockgod February 5 2015, 01:33:45 UTC

Mary Anne is rightfully resentful that Stacey is dumping all the work on her, but she’s too passive aggressive to do anything except shoot her pissy looks.--I really can't blame her either. The sad thing is Stacey always seems to pull this shit with somebody too afraid to stand up for themselves or somebody that's too nice to really let her have it. Yeah, I'm referencing Claudia for that last part. And it really goes to show how little Stacey developed throughout the years. "I'm willing to drop anybody or anything if I see somebody hot nearby." And this also goes to show how little Stacey really knows about "luv". I'm fetching you sodas so we must be about to get married the second I'm old enough to get married! I've got the hots for my teacher and I really think this is a real relationship ( ... )

lisaerin February 5 2015, 01:43:07 UTC

Yeah, and when someone does tell Stacey point blank that she's being an asshole, she'd probably whine that it isn't her fault and people are being mean to her. I don't think Stacey is good at accepting blame.

shatisarockgod February 5 2015, 01:53:13 UTC

You're right. I still shudder thinking of the hoops Stacey was going through in Stacey's Lie to make it sound like none of it was her fault, let me tell you my story first so I can possibly look better before the real truth comes out.

lisaerin February 5 2015, 02:06:49 UTC

I think what killed me is that she blamed Claudia after the big blow up with Claudia. She was like, "This isn't my fault. I'd cared about Claudia's feelings. It's all Claudia's fault." I was just like...WTF? And then she got so indignant when Robert said she was being a jerk.
I think Stacey thinks that anything done in the name of luv is okay. I could see her committing murder to be with her new obsession or someone manipulating her into doing it.

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