California Girls! Part 2!

[road_baby]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. This book. I don't remember the massive bitchitude in it but I tell ya. It's at near fatal levels. I get it. I get that having your divorcee parent date someone isn't always ideal. But, Jesus Christ. Carol has been nothing but pleasent and very, very accommodating to Dawn and the BSC. She's not acting like a dickhead, refusing to

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[lisaerin]

Well, Carol could call them girls, ladies, kidlets, young uns, my homies, kids, children, y'all, shitburgers, etc. but Dawn would still complain no matter what. She'd probably complain about Carol slicing her sandwich diagonally.

[bleeding_thorn2]

Dawn really needs to shut the fuck up! I call my nieces in nephews nicknames: Oldest niece is Gorgeous, Youngest niece is Babycakes, and nephew is Little Man.

Carol should call Dawn 'Pain in the fucking ass'

[road_baby]

I laughed like Hell at the sandwich thing. I just imagined Dawn like' Ugh! TRIANGLES?! You know who else liked triangles?! Hitler!'

[bleeding_thorn2]

First thank you for the shoutout! Glad you like Princess, I figured it was a snarky way to call someone a bitch. Second, love the friggin song, Road to Nowhere, I always remember it from Little Monsters

[road_baby]

I have driven by the mall as well as 'Waterloo' and I'll admit I kinda squeed. I friggin' LOVE Bill and Ted! Sometimes I'll just be sitting round thinking about nothing in particular and then yell out 'San Dimas High School football rules!' Seriously one of the best 80s movies out there.

[bleeding_thorn2]

Nice! I have 'God gave Rock and Roll' playing all the time on my Iphone. I heard that supposedly part 3 is coming out, by I'm gonna miss George Carlin in it. Still guilty pleasure movies, I love them both!

[shatisarockgod]

Jesus, if Stacey was so intent on him dating she should have gone with him herself. They could have a contest to see who looked down their nose the best. And then Mal would break through a wall like Kool-Aid man and screech about how she would look down her nose if her parents would get her a nose job!--died laughing because I'm just absolutely picturing Mallory busting in like that

[road_baby]

Yeah, I'm sure Carol is having a real fun time having Dawn in the car as well.

Right?! I mean, imagine being nothing but nice to someone, doing a HUGE favour by driving someone and their friends around (which I'm sure they're not pitching in any gas money) and get met with nothing but bitchface and rolling eyes. Jesus, Carol! At least bring it up to Jack and have him have a talk with his little brat!

The Pikes are mental. They won't tell the triplets a thing about bullying Nicky or Claire to stop throwing so many damned tantrums but Mal? Not allowed to do a thing other than watching the little apes.

[heymalice]

i LOVE your insults! "douche whistle"! lol. been reading parts of this snark (&part one) out to my husband&he's been laughing too. :)

- he now knows enough about the bsc to say right off that "stacey is a whore" (which is odd, since i haven't said much about stacey....), "mallory is poor"&that anything written about dawn makes ME laugh my ass off. he's still getting to know snippets abut the others. ;)

[road_baby]

Aw! Thanks! I'm glad you're spreading the gospel of BSC Snark! I always said I'm the Typhoid Mary of stupidity. I always seek out the stupidest things and spread them to my friends.

[heymalice]

lol! "typhoid mary of stupidity" is hilarious!

[smilingviolets]

I don't know what blonde dye would do to red hair, but I imagine the result would not be attractive. Enjoying this snark very much!

[shatisarockgod]

Some people just can't pass for dyed blonde hair. This makes me think of a picture I saw of Jennifer Love Hewitt and she had blonde hair, it just didn't look right because it made her look washed out. I imagine Mallory looking the same way.

[road_baby]

Thank you! I'm pretty sure that adding blonde dye to red hair would just make it orange-y. I need new hair dying supplies myself and when I go to pick them up, I'm gonna check the chart on the boxes that show the different effects depending on what colour you're putting it on.

[smilingviolets]

Yeah, I was thinking maybe an orange or pinkish result. I think the lighter boxes even recommend not to use on dark hair, but I've never gone full blonde, so not sure. I have naturally medium brown hair and I keep it dyed dark red most of the time.