Comments | bsc_snark: #88 Farewell, Dawn

masterdivinity in bsc_snark

#88 Farewell, Dawn

Apr 24, 2013 18:03

Alright- I am done school and have time to snark… I have decided to do “Farewell, Dawn”, which should more accurately be titled “false advertising” as Dawn comes back 10 books later in “Dawn and too many Sitters”. It’s pretty simple, for the tenth time, Dawn decides she misses California and wants to move back, this time not for “six months” but ( Read more... )

false advertising, passive aggressive, #88 farewell dawn, dawn

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kakeochi_umai April 24 2013, 23:51:26 UTC

It actually really angers me that Sharon did this- not because she felt it was better for her kids, but because she wanted to be in her home state, whereby her needs are met not her kids.
THIS. I didn't think of it that way when I was a kid, but what a shitty, shitty thing to do.

Dawn is sleeping and dreaming of being on a beach
"All I need now is a nice Californian bitch. You know, like lying around on a white, sandy bitch."

at the very best she has a shower, that doesn’t take 45 minutes.
I'd laugh my ass off if Miss "I Care More About the Environment Than Thou" did take 45-minute showers.

The Hills are going to a health club, so of course, they leave their kids with the baby-sitter instead of actually taking their kids to the gym.I'll give them not taking the kids there; the gyms I've been to have had mid-teen age restrictions except for a couple of specific kids' programs that tended to be during working hours. I don't even think they need to give up their hot yoga classes completely, but I love that we hear more about Norman's ( ... )

lisaerin April 25 2013, 00:27:30 UTC

Was sexretary intentional or just a typo?

masterdivinity April 25 2013, 01:21:38 UTC

initially a typo but i left it because it fit

lippian April 25 2013, 23:23:39 UTC

Eggs are actually pretty healthy if you don't have an allergy-- then again, so is fat if it's the right kind.

It's so weird that Sharon, who despite her absentmindedness is in practice a pretty good parent by Stonybrook standards-- would be this selfish as regards to moving. Of course Dawn thinks the whole divorce is because Sharon was absentminded and that sounds like a cover-up to me. I wonder what Dad's problem really was if the result was his wife moving this far away with the kids.

shatisarockgod March 20 2017, 08:00:02 UTC

Dawn panics that she’s overslept as she has less than an hour to get ready- --Okay, we're not talking about Stacey or Claudia here. It can't take Dawn that long to get ready.

Stacey is starting to change and Dawn is not sure who Stacey is anymore--All of this just bothers me. She wanted more free time to do normal teenage crap instead of wiping the noses and asses of a bunch of kids. She wanted more than to be controlled by a cult. Why is Dawn acting like Stacey's went out and became a drunk or a drug addict? That's how extreme Dawn sounds right now.

Carol says “wonderful, come on back”--I bet her thoughts are completely different. "fuck no, keep your ass in Stoneybrook since you're such a little brat."