Comments | bsc_snark: Don't teach a man to fish. He'll just drink all day.

veggievixen in bsc_snark

Don't teach a man to fish. He'll just drink all day.

Apr 07, 2013 21:24

Oh hey, guys. How have you survived the past season and subsequent winter life-hating? You’ve got it all under control, barely even noticed you haven’t worn a bikini in the last little bit? This recap is not for you, then. This is for me, mostly, and I guess anyone who acts like the relative tilt of a circling rock is a personal punishment and ( Read more... )

summer hijinx, little sister, ls #98 karen's fishing trip, karen is fine i guess, karen

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waitingonsunday April 8 2013, 02:21:42 UTC

This is one of my all-time favorite snarks in the history of all-time snarks.

veggievixen April 8 2013, 19:47:11 UTC

I just read several pages of your LJ and I think you are perfect.

waitingonsunday April 8 2013, 21:43:22 UTC

If disagreeing with you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

quueer April 8 2013, 02:34:49 UTC

I know this is painfully silly, but this review made my day. Now, granted, my day was shitterrible. But still.

You're a really fun writer.

veggievixen April 8 2013, 19:55:24 UTC

=O I am sorry your day is/was terrible! Thank you for the compliment <3

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veggievixen April 8 2013, 19:44:45 UTC

I don't know why I kept typing it! So ominous.

Also yeah "Most Original Fish Caught" works better in Chernobyl fo' sure.

anonymous April 8 2013, 06:29:17 UTC

I love your fake enthusiasm in this. Like the "it's summer and we're still learning" bit. Very funny!

-bscag.blogspot.com

kakeochi_umai April 8 2013, 10:14:19 UTC

Summer time! I want some of that.
Me too, as long as it's not the kind of summer my family in New Zealand have just had.

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veggievixen April 8 2013, 19:39:59 UTC

A few months ago, it was way below freezing for a lot of days in a row, and I was laying on my floor in a pile while trying to problem-solve my intense distaste for the cold, and I spent like twenty minutes wondering how weird it would be to ask you if I could live with someone you know in NZ until it stops being summer there/starts being summer here and now I am still pretty sure that's what I should've done.

Also I am impressed by how quickly your mind puts together references ALL THE TIME RIGHT AWAY. You must always get jokes.

mimithemuse April 8 2013, 23:30:31 UTC

You rock so much for referencing HBAAH!!!! Because of that blog, I always burst into laughter when Kenny Loggin's "Footloose" comes on. (Oh well, I like the Blake Shelton version anyway, so HA!) Best. Nativity. Gone. Awry. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!