BSC Mystery #15: Kristy and the Vampires

[aceattorneysho]

Hey!  So!  How're you?  Good?  Yeah me, too.  Me, too.  I know I haven't posted anything lately.  Been... been busy with my new blog.  Nothin' big.  Just you know, just some stuff from my brain on some virtual paper.  It's located here by the way.  (It's nerdy and stuff and I'm going to link this snark there as well because I really wanted to snark

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[kakeochi_umai]

There's currently a family emergency going on while I'm a long and extremely expensive flight away, so another snark is pretty much exactly what I needed right now. :) Bonus points for it being one that may allow me to mock the BSC AND Twilight.

According to Kristy, summer is long, boring, and hot.
No full-time Cult Camp this summer? This may be the most unrealistic plot contrivance I've seen so far.

Emily Michelle wants to play Candyland but Kristy informs us that everyone else in the house literally cannot stand it. No one will play. No one. Sorry Emily.
They indulge Karen and her endless games of Let's All Come The Fuck In all the fucking time - Kristy even apologises for having her door shut for five minutes while Karen is in the house - but they can't throw the occasional bone to the two-year-old? I think Emily needs to start behaving a touch more inconveniently in the future. Or at least walk around nearly naked in front of Kristy's boyfriend again. Or fully naked a la Tommy from Rugrats! Say it with me, Em: Nakey is good!

[aceattorneysho]

Thank you for adding the Twilight. I read a review of the last movie and know the basics but I've yet to touch them. I do not think I can do it.

Hmmm, seems suitably vampire-y to me. The sparklepires are all 100+-year-olds in much younger bodies. I now have an amusingly creepy mental picture of Kristy waking up to find Derek standing over her bed, staring intently at her.

That's the thing... Derek is playing the NORMAL kid. He's not even a damn vampire!

[kakeochi_umai]

Heh, Derek as whiny, codependent Bella possibly amuses me even more.

[road_baby]

hey indulge Karen and her endless games of Let's All Come The Fuck In all the fucking time

Omg, THIS. I knew something was bugging me about nobody playing with poor Emily and you nailed it. I thought it was just the thought that nobody could be assed to play with her but it's also the fact that there's no question of doing what Karen wants. Jesus Hamilton Christ. Why did they even adopt the poor kid?

[aceattorneysho]

The difference? SD is interesting. (Especially the newest series omg)

[aceattorneysho]

So, so true...

The newest series is really good. I recommend it.

[readiness]

Lemme just say I am SO HAPPY to see a snark from you and you have done a great job! SCORE

[aceattorneysho]

I'm glad you're enjoying! :D

[awishfuldreamer]

Absolutely awesome PLUS you used not one, but two Golden Girls gifs. My admiration cannot be expressed coherently :P

[aceattorneysho]

There will be more once I find an appropriate way to use 'em.

[sloth_in_a_box]

Frank Bottoms. Frank Bottoms. Frank BOTTOMS.

The 'movie business' names in the Derek Masters books make me o.@

[aceattorneysho]

I am terrible at coming up with names. Concepts, back stories, locations, you name it and I'm fine. Names? Haha, no. Even with some of the cop out names I just gave to the gods of my fictional universe I'm doing better than Miles. I think she pretty much just looked at the TV and around her room and said, "I dunno... I bought new pajama bottoms... Bottoms. Andy Griffith is on... Mayberry."