portrait collection: dawn's book chapters 4-11

[klaypo]

I don't know why I decided to do this book. I'm ready to punch myself in the face.

part one:  http://bsc-snark.livejournal.com/303784.html

I'm kind of going all over the place with these chapters, based on how much Dawn I can handle in one sitting.

Comments

[bonclyde149150]

The teacher who had to read and grade this autobiography must have needed to step away from it loads of times to calm himself/herself so he/she wouldn't rip it up.

[klaypo]

I got annoyed just reading it. Dawn is so pretentious and annoying and thinks everything that's happened in her life is interesting, plus the fact that she is basically exposing herself as a giant brat.

[aceattorneysho]

So Dawn... is living up here in SF in this book? Or did everyone take a trip up here? Or is the ghostwriter just assuming all of California is just two locations that are right next to each other like most people tend to do?

Also, wow, okay, Dawn is a giant brat. I get that this is supposed to be all, "This is how I came to be how I am!"
(which for Dawn that means, "I became a different kind of brat who is like most others in that once I switch my viewpoint I become unbearable to be around and constantly bitch about the stuff I used to do/eat before without a hint of irony") but ugh. She was a huuuuuuuuuuge brat to Sunny and is a Judgey McJudgerson. Who taught her to be that way anyway?

[klaypo]

They all took a trip to San Francisco. I don't know why they didn't just celebrate at their house or in their area. Orange County still has restaurants. Idk, the whole thing makes no sense. And yeah I have no idea what Dawn's problem is because Sharon thinks the Winslows are awesome.

[calily]

Right but Sharon also partially thinks the Winslows are awesome because they likely grow really good pot.

[bonclyde149150]

I went back to the part about the Winslows using a hose to fill a water bed upstairs and I realised they don't have a second floor bathroom if they have to use a faucet on the first floor.

[glitterberrys]

Maybe they're just too stoned to think straight.

[pythoness1976]

I love the tags! And thank you for enduring so much Dawn to provide us even further justification for our Dawn hate. Of all the fictional characters I long to smack upside the head... she tops the list!

[road_baby]

Dawn is such a little hypocritical bitch I can't even...

I would think the writers would try to work againstmaking their readers want to punt a small child into traffic. Between her and Karen I never thought I would despise little girls so much.