#6: Kristy's Big Day

[3_foot_6]

So, Kristy's Big Goddamn Day. My least favorite BSC book of all. I can't even believe I managed to finish this book without putting my fist or one of my less favorite chairs through a wall. I read back my snark and was like, "This isn't even funny. This reads like the kind of threatening letter that gets turned over to the cops." So I added in a

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[design_star_21]

Love your wedding picture, GORGEOUS dress.

I laughed so hard my cat ran away in terror. This recap completely made my night.

Also, is this the one where Andrew looks like Donald Trump's mini-me on the cover?

[3_foot_6]

Aw, thank you! And yes, this is the one where Andrew is HORRIFYING on the cover. He looks exactly like Donald Trump seconds before he has some office assistant beheaded for bringing him decaf instead of regular.

[duchess_julia]

I want to see the wedding pic! Is that one of the 5px-wide lines?

[clockworkshadow]

link! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/3_foot_6/39.jpg hopefully that works for you <3

[queenhyprshadow]

[cassandraclue]

I always felt that she meant "jerk" in a different way than "asshole," maybe some archaic 70s/80s meaning that just means "lame-o."

[ifandonlyif]

yeah i think so too, i remember in mary anne's bad luck mystery when cokie and grace's goal was to scare all of them at the graveyard and make mary anne and her friends "look like jerks" in front of logan. i always hated the way they used the word jerk.

[hurricanelaura]

Watson really doesn't do much of like, anything at all to be a jerk or a non-jerk. He's barely even a father, he's just this entity who people speak of as being a "real life millionaire" and he may come out to make himself a sandwich every now and then.

[schexyschteve]

I was hoping with all my heart that this was a 3_foot_6 snark, and I was right!

I used to really like this book, but now that you've pointed it all out...DAMN, STONEYBROOK PARENTS. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

[lippian]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU REALLY SNARKED KRISTY'S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited.

Oh, and dandelions (at least the greens) are actually healthy and can be eaten out of the yard if you rinse them. At least that's what I've heard.

[julietvalcouer]

I was going to say, that probably seemed bizarre to kids at the time (I knew dandelions were edible when I read this but it wasn't really NORMAL to go eating them) but now kids who read it would just think he lived in District 12 and was practicing for the Hunger Games...

[lippian]

Yeah, or that he was a hippie into health food. A lot of my online friends graze from the yard or forrage in the park (in non-fertilized areas, and they rinse them thoroughly!!!). Dandelions, nettles, that kind of thing.

[eowyn]

Heee! Great snark, it cracks me up how pissed off you sounds. :pk